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"The way I see it, life is one really big adventure. When
you encounter a challenge, bring it on! And when things..."
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Schools (Other):
NYU (MBA) 2005-2007
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College/University:
University of Pennsylvania, Attended 1997 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Economics & Psychology
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Hobbies and Interests:
Theater, Improv Comedy, Cooking, Hiking, Running, Taekwondo
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Favorite Books:
Angels and Demons, Ten Little Indians, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
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Favorite Movies:
The Goonies, Ocean's Eleven, Lord of the Rings, Space Balls, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Momento, Run Lola Run
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Favorite TV Shows:
24, House, CSI, Robot Chicken, MythBusters
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Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
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About Me:
The way I see it, life is one really big adventure. When
you encounter a challenge, bring it on! And when things
conspire against you, you just gotta laugh it off and move
on (Let's face it...God has got to be the world's first and best sitcom writer!). I like to plan ahead (ENTJ), and yet I know that things never ever go according to plan (that, of course, is half the fun). My
high school year book quote: "That's the plan . . . now
let's see what really happens." Friends and family are the
most important thing to me because no matter what else may
change, they will always be with you. I think that a
creative idea, no matter how off-the-wall and out of place
it may be, is always cause for a smile. I like warm
weather and chocolate cake. Oh, and occasionally I get
unexpectedly attacked by ninjas ("Ninjas? Again? What are
the chances of that?!").
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone who's enthusiastic, outgoing, creative, ambitious
and has a good sense of humor . . . and is carrying a box
of tacks . . . because I need to pin some things up.
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ninjas. But if you can somehow
tolerate that, he'll throw you in the
deep end of the irony pool and then
point and laugh at your futile efforts
to extricate yourself from the
whirlpool that is sucking you deeper
and deeper until you drown. Isn't that
what true friends are for?
out cool and then just start to suck!
Jeff never sucked! He's a cool Kat to
boot! Always genuine. Always
listening. Always planning and always
patient when u dont know what the fuck
is going on. More people should have a
Jeff! Go Team!
together in the "Gifted & Talented"
program in 3rd grade (now THAT is Old
Skool). He has the most versatile sense
of humour out of just about anyone I
know, and has made most of them laugh.
He is genuine, big-hearted, fun-loving
and full of energy. From outdoor
adventures to beach parties and roller
coasters, some of the best times of my
life have been with Jeff. If I had to
save the world, I would hope that it
was WITH him and not FROM him, because
he can really kick ass...and if he was
a bad guy, shit would just get twisted.
Jeff is a friend, tried and true.
time us punk ass kids show up and are
a nuisance in your apartment.
hahahah... This is seriously the only
kid I know who has a RIL JOB. everyone
wuestionin how yall afford that phat
apartmment, cuz Jeff is an ADULT!
hahahaha... yeah, but he aint a broing
adult. He makes up games! :)
much. He ALWAYS made me laugh my ass
off (remember when my mom set you up
with that awful AWFUL i mean AWFUL
girl) You are so wonderful...way too
wonderful for "that". =) In any case,
just really is awesome, he is amazing
to have around and everytim eI go to a
party I wish I would turn around and
see him doing an impression or just
being there to flash one of his big
sexy smiles...
wife that he adores and a couple of
sweet kids that he plays with and hugs
a lot. Until that day comes, he will
remain what would have happened if
MacGyver had been played and written
by a member of The Kids in the Hall.
He is the Ubernostrum, and he has a
kung fu grip. Just ask the ladeez, aw,
yeah!
redheads I know. Jeff is more fun,
than the definition of fun. A truly
great guy. Miss you and your evil
improv plots to overthrow mankind.
Come back, my evil cohort! Please?
probably hurts right now just cause
you're reading his profile. There are
very, very few people in the world that
I can honestly say I look up to, and
he's one of them. If there's a
problem, he'll solve it. If there's
time for a party, he'll throw it. If
there's an opportunity for a cheesy one-
liner, he'll jump all over it for next
fifteen weeks. Damn my ass hurts... no
wait... no. That came out all wrong...
are the ones that are all different
colors. I put them on my bulliten
board in different designs. I guess
you could say I'm a tack artist.