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Interested In:
Dating Women, Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Aug 2003
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Hometown:
Madison, Wisconsin--America's Dairyland
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Colin's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1861073
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Occupation:
media darling
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What I enjoy doing:
Abatement of dukkha, well-combined words, a well-struck blues third, Gian Lorenzo Bernini, surfing, lyrics, Scrabble, good beer, cooking, baseball, Frank's Red Hot
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Favorite Books:
Denis Johnson, Donald Barthelme, David Foster Wallace, Nelson Algren, Camus, Bukowski, Burroughs, Joyce, Mailer, Hemingway, Salinger, St. Augustine
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Favorite Movies:
Goodfellas, Baraka, Death Race 2000, Gimme Shelter, The Ballad of Ramblin' Jack, Fight Club, The Waterboy, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
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Favorite Music:
Beck, Bjork, Richard Buckner, Dylan, Flaming Lips, PJ Harvey, Howlin' Wolf, Kills, Lou Reed, Polarized Ass, Stones, Townes Van Zandt, Gillian Welch, White Stripes, old Ice Cube, old Ghost and Rae (circa Cuban Linx), 'Kast, Goodie, Cool Breeze
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Favorite TV Shows:
A-Team, The Daily Show, Seinfeld, Family Guy, Cubs broadcasts, ODB on Parole. I hate reality shows with a passion only matched by my love for Frank's Red Hot.
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About Me:
Fuckingforgetaboutit.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The joyful and the equanimous, the moody and the
inquisitive.
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excellent taste which is largely based
on the fact that we like a lot of the
same things. Such as: Cambodian
orphanages, Gillian Welch, pretending
that we can beat Bari at ping pong,
being moody, internet dating...wait,
scratch that last thing. He has
amazing speckled eyes. And they see
you, you and your shitty fielding.
but what i do know is that one night
this guy punched me in the face harder
than anyone else before, we got drunk
in a wax museum, smoked hash with an
elder transient named "el capitan"
while keeping our eyes on a pakistani's
beer stash, and turned down the
relentless propositions of countless
transsexual prostitutes. then, it was
wednesday.
to describe how amazing this cat is is
like trying to describe the Sistine
fucking chapel--there's a lot to say.
Seriously, though, this kid is on fire.
I'm not gay, but I have kind of a non-
sexual cool-guy crush on Colin. And
why? Why you ask? Because he's the
godfather of superlatives. Colin is the
smartest, nicest, stylingest,
strongest, wisest, sexiest, most
generous, most creative, most learned,
most humble, most sensitive, most
honest, most full- of-heart, eyes-wide-
openest, savviest, jetsettingest, best
looking guy in the contiguous 48. He
starts trends and then breaks them down
and then starts them again. I'll stop
because I don't want to make him blush,
but email me and I'll tell you about
the orphanage he founded in Phnom Penh.
the impression on everyone...even
strangers.
"I have never posted before, but here
goes- You waltzed into the bar, and I
was at your mercy from that point on.
Even with the tons of other men, you
stood out with your dark, short
hair...I wanted to run my hands through
it all night. Your body was smokin'-
(you must work out) and your sense of
style is killer, but it was your come-
hither eyes that kept my attention.
Beautiful, softly shaped and the most
vibrant green with specks of gold...I
have never seen eyes like that before.
I heard you talking at the bar w/ your
friend (short shaved lt. brown hair,
cute as well) who ordered you red
headed sluts. He was cockblocking you
all night, are you with him? I would
love to meet up for drinks, coffee,
more (?). I may have seemed shy by not
approaching you last night, but give me
a chance to show you a different side
of me..." -Craigslist 2003 Missed
Connections
except when it comes to wild animals.
He has an irrational dislike of
marmots. He takes unusual interest in
good looking roosters and chest
pounding cubs. He pissed off a hen in
Sen Menorom and tried unsuccessfully to
wrestle a boar in Ban Lung and to swim
with dolphins in the Mekong.
come to the aid of their country"
-John F. Kennedy
In 1968, when President Kennedy spoke
the phrase "all good men" he didn't
mean, "all good men". Even today it is
little known that it was actually a
specific reference to Colin.
Orginally "all good Colin" only hours
before the landmark speech, secretary
Lincoln begged of a change of wording.
According to an aid, years later, "I
dont know what got into him, I mean, we
all knew he was talking about him
(Colin) but politically, it was fucking
suicide.".
Just stay out of his way when the Cubs
are having a bad day.