Evan

marquez elementary, carden malibu, windward school, emerson college

Emerson College, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree, Marketing/Advertising

pro chicken dancer

laughing, playing, pilate-ing, kickboxing, etc. etc.

Running With Scissors, Dry, The Complete Writings of Florence Scovel Shinn For Women, The Four Agreements, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Hours, I Never Promised you a Rose Garden, the list goes on and on, I have a constant to read list...but let me tell you, the thesauraus and the dictionary could be two of the best books ever

In no particular order...Little Miss Sunshine, The New Bond Baby, Zoolander, Jackass, Supertroopers, Goodfellas, Bad Santa, Pulp Fiction, What The Bleep (not the best movie, but FANTASTIC IDEAS), Out of Sight, Topgun, CopLand, True Romance, Coen Brothers Movies (for the most part), Pump Up the Volume, Bandits, some 80's movies, pretty movies, vulgar movies, movies that glorify the "bad", gangster movies... maybe I will update the list when I am in the mood

So Much - Martin Sexton, Kevin Johannsen, N.E.R.D., IMA Robot, Otis, Mr. Lif, Dresden Dolls, Thievery Corp., Bass Nectar, Aretha Franklin, Outkast, The Beatles, Zeplin, Fleetwood Mac, The Bacon Brothers, The Cars, Violent Femmes, Taj Mahal, Prince (old), Bob Marley, The Marley Entourage, Hendrix, Portishead, David Garza, Bonnie Raitt, Ben Harper, Bacon Brothers, Shania, Madonna (old), JT, Anything that makes me want to shake my tush to and/or pass out in the car and anything that is F-U-N-K-Y.

Boston Legal, Desperate Housewives, Nip/Tuck, Grey's Anatomy, The Shield, Law and Order: SVU, the Golden Girls, Entourage, I watch TV mostly because of my dvr, which I am in love with.

Cancer

I laugh a lot.I find me really amusing.I have a great poker face. I don't play poker. I love to talk with voices other then the one I was born with, generally at very random times. I love my dog and my rabbit, they are two of the main lights of my life. I try to be as articulate as possible, because that's the way I roll. Raffi and I have the same birthday. I am a lousy liar, but a good secret ninja. I love things that are so wrong they are right, especially movies. I can be sensitive. I look real girly. I would lie about my age if I weren't such a lousy liar and didn't laugh so much. I am a light, a pretty sunshiny one.

Angels and pixies and the like. Millions of perfect flowers. If I have to meet "real" people, perhaps your parents. I would like to ask them what they did to mold you into who you are and what their opinion is of you. As for other "real" people, no stupid, mean or condescending people please. Sarah Silverman, Jill Soloway, the zentai project people and perhaps Augusten Borrows oh and maybe David Sedaris.