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"Facts:
1. Chelsea is a mammal
2. Chelsea fights ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Chelsea is to flip out and kill..."
More about Chelsea
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Schools:
Brentwood School, Attended 1994 - 1999, Class of 2000
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College/University:
Claremont Consortium of Colleges - Pitzer College, Attended 2001 - 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Psychology
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Occupation:
the procrastinaTOR
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Hobbies and Interests:
Music, Don Hertzfeldt, cartoons, conversation, soccer, peanut butter jelly time, real ultimate power. Denny's. Jack In The Box. The 80s. SheRa. Eddie Izzard. Mitch Hedberg. Nick Swardson. David Cross. Dane Cook.
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Favorite Books:
Garfield and Friends. Berenstein Bears. Johnny Cash. Of Montreal. Justin Timberlake. The Cure. Desaparacidos. Talking Heads. Echo and the Bunnymen. Old 97s. The Like. U2.
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Favorite Movies:
Godfather, Better Off Dead, Shaolin Soccer, Paths of Glory, The Three Amigos, The Big Lebowski, yada yada
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Favorite Music:
Beethoven. Blur. The Eels. Pixies. Reindeer Section. The Few. Ben Folds Five. Bright Eyes. Cursive. The Who. Self. Electric Six. The Faint. Springsteen. Ryan Adams. ODB. Spoon. Prince. Costello. MC Paul Barman. Nada Surf.
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Favorite TV Shows:
VH1 Standup spotlight. The State. In Living Color. The Simpsons. Arrested Development. Twin Peaks. Family Guy. Scrubs. Adult Swim stuff. Home Movies. Sealab 2021.
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About Me:
Facts:
1. Chelsea is a mammal
2. Chelsea fights ALL the time
3. The purpose of the Chelsea is to flip out and kill
people.
I'm in an improv troupe... check us out..
http://www.geocities.com/id_vicious_improv
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Who I Want to Meet:
Stephen Lynch. Stephen Colbert. Christopher Walken. Vince Vaughn. FAITH EMALINE CRAWFORD.
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the initials would be FUNS...
blurb about an inside joke. I don't think that I could
make up a testimonial that would befit such a
wonderful human. In Chelsea, I find laughter, In
Chelsea, I find brilliance. In Chelsea, I trust.
friends for a long time before I ever
talked to her, but all I heard was how
cool she was, and how so and so wants
to spend the rest of their lives
worshiping her feet, etc, etc. So I
decided there were two options: 1)Kill
Chelsea and steal her identity, or 2)
Befriend her, slowly yet surely, so she
doesn't get scared and run away.
Maybe number one can lead to number
two...
you i miss you.
i miss you.
to be around someone that rocks in every
way that is important.
am because even her testimonials for
me are over my head. However if she
talks to you about porpoises, make
sure she cites me.
course you realize that by Yoga and Judo, i'm
talking about a pair of women that charge about
two grand an hour and, as far as i can tell, wear
nothing but plastic and leather.
Chelsea and I have decided to be each
others Valentines... oooo la la!
fashion: a peck on each cheek. this episode
was loaded with lessons to be learnt, but the
following two may be of the widest application
and greatest import:
a) chelsea is taller than you
b) adjusting the european greeting to be
defined with respect to whichever cheeks are,
in fact, of the most intimate proximity to your
lips is, apparently, unwelcome, and can, in
fact, garner not one, but three black eyes for
anyone trying such a substitution.
c) her back pack, it has jets. she's chelsea, the
threat. she bounty hunts for pizza hut, to
finance her vette.