Alexis

being better than you.

music, poetry, sleeping, hanging out, throwing back the drinks, soccer, hott hair, going to shows, Rainbow Brite, being dorky at others expenses, hand holding, being scarcastic, Thor, Samee, stars, New Kids On The Block, being ghetto fab, rock

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower, What To Expect When Expecting

The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Dark Crystal, American Pimp, Labrynth, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Say Anything, most things Kevin Smith, documentaries about sluts

Reel Big Fish, Garbage, Thursday, Radiohead, Rx Bandits, Less Than Jake, Bjork, The Ataris, A Static Lullaby, Outkast, From Autumn To Ashes, Portishead, Taking Back Sunday, Saves The Day, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Smashing Pumpkins

Trashy talk shows, bad dating shows, documentaries about sluts, Dawson's Creek

Hi. This is James. Lexy asked me to update her profile for
her. Fun, huh? This is her profile so I guess i'll write
about her. Lexy likes to do awesome things like making
silly faces in the camera, talking ghetto with me, making
weird noises, talking about natural bodily functions
that tend to make most people cringe, picking her nose,
changing her hair color at the top of every hour, being
adorably dorky, and owning a cellphone that doesn't work
well in her house. Well, okay, the cellphone part isn't
that awesome although this cool echo effect happens when
the phone cuts out and you can make all of these crazy
sounds with your mouth and it comes out sounding like the
Star Wars soundtrack. That's pretty deck if you ask me.
Lexy looooooooves music and she's down with Team State The
Obvious, which she actually co-founded with me. Yeah, we
rule when it comes to stating the obvious. You should
witness our conversations sometime. It would be enough to
make anyone jealous. We're so much cooler than all of you.
Oh yeah, and she's uber hott and one of the greatest
friends anyone could ever ask for. She'll probably erase
that. :o) Oh, and if you ever talk to her on im, expect to
see a lot of "iojrhowjerhoiw" and "etirtinwi" and various
forms of randomness. Neat, huh? Oh yeah, she's also smart.
Ask her about her grades from this semester. I'm so proud
of her. Yeah, all of you bitches are jealous but don't
hate
because you'll never be as awesome as she is. Just accept
the fact that Lexy is way better and hotter than you and
get on with your pathetic lives. Holla!

People who won't act like they're your best friend and
then
talk a bunch of shit. People like that are uber ghey. This
is most definitely directed towards someone and if he's
smart, he'll be able to figure out who i'm talking about.
Too many people have taken her trust and her ability to be
such a loving and giving person and have ruthlessly
stepped
all over it. Oh, and meeting people who are into the
concept of doin' it to Maiden would also be uber wicked
crucial. People who leave testimonials are also cool. That
way not every testimonial would be from me.