Reina is special to me becuase of her unique
hair. It resembles a beautiful industrial mop
that has been dyed black. If you like mop
hair, you should meet Reina. On an aside
Reina used to spend much of her free time
trying to stick her finger in people's butts
without their approval. I wonder if her
massive case of hemorroids is a result of
karma catching up with her or just simple
retaliation from her disgruntled victims.
Reina is my friend. She is asian. I
like walking down the street with her
cause then people think I'm open-minded
and stuff. Once I asked Reina if she
could be any animal in the world, what
animal would she be? and she said "a
unicorn or a rainbow".
I once did a bad drawing of a siamese
cat that she decided to have tattooed
on her ankle (see Molly's
testimonial). Reina has long black
hair. She once shaved all her eyebrows
off. Reina makes a really good
spaghetti bolognese, and is very
cleanly. These are all the things I
know about Reina.
mooo-kai. reina once tried to tackle me and
instead succeeded in launcing both of us
into the air, we landed with me on top and
with her head on the wall. i thought it was
funny, albiet a bit shocking, reina didn't
remember, but she felt the bump! rei-rei,
who is this other molly chic, i'm jealous.
reina and i have a little show that we
have been performing for select
audiences now for quite some time,
and the beauty and sheer brialliance
of the piece never ceases to amaze
me. folks still line up and come from
miles around to see us sing things
like "We are Siamese if you ple-
eese" and maybe a little story about
"what i say goes". reina is a pro at
making up answering machine
messages that really get to the point.
she is really good at getting to the
point. and that is why they call the
The Big Gun.
Reina used to say she wanted to microwave
her spaghetti-o's until they were hot like a
nuclear bomb. Then she would wince while
she ate them. She is my hero.
hair. It resembles a beautiful industrial mop
that has been dyed black. If you like mop
hair, you should meet Reina. On an aside
Reina used to spend much of her free time
trying to stick her finger in people's butts
without their approval. I wonder if her
massive case of hemorroids is a result of
karma catching up with her or just simple
retaliation from her disgruntled victims.
like walking down the street with her
cause then people think I'm open-minded
and stuff. Once I asked Reina if she
could be any animal in the world, what
animal would she be? and she said "a
unicorn or a rainbow".
I once did a bad drawing of a siamese
cat that she decided to have tattooed
on her ankle (see Molly's
testimonial). Reina has long black
hair. She once shaved all her eyebrows
off. Reina makes a really good
spaghetti bolognese, and is very
cleanly. These are all the things I
know about Reina.
instead succeeded in launcing both of us
into the air, we landed with me on top and
with her head on the wall. i thought it was
funny, albiet a bit shocking, reina didn't
remember, but she felt the bump! rei-rei,
who is this other molly chic, i'm jealous.
have been performing for select
audiences now for quite some time,
and the beauty and sheer brialliance
of the piece never ceases to amaze
me. folks still line up and come from
miles around to see us sing things
like "We are Siamese if you ple-
eese" and maybe a little story about
"what i say goes". reina is a pro at
making up answering machine
messages that really get to the point.
she is really good at getting to the
point. and that is why they call the
The Big Gun.
her spaghetti-o's until they were hot like a
nuclear bomb. Then she would wince while
she ate them. She is my hero.
know
soup in Jamaica.