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"Recently took a year off to travel the world, strutting
like Mick Jagger from Karaoke Bar to Karaoke Bar, rocking..."
More about Hal
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Occupation:
PHOTO
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Hobbies and Interests:
Bowie, Karaoke, Girls, Pizza, Film, Muppets, Stella, Traveling, Dancing, www.fortdrastic.com
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Favorite Books:
anything by Raold Dahl
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Favorite Movies:
A Hard Day's Night, Harold and Maude, Style Wars, Royal Tennenbaums, Dr. Strangelove, Rififi, Hedwig & the Angry Inch, Raising Arizona, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, Sweet and Lowdown, Donnie Darko, Terry Gilliam, Almodovar, Lost in Translation
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Favorite Music:
Rock n' Bloody Roll Mate!
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Favorite TV Shows:
6 Feet Under, The State, I'm Alan Partridge (if you haven't seen it, you need to), Da Ali G Show (The Original UK version) and MTV Battle of the Sexes (guilty pleasure)
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About Me:
Recently took a year off to travel the world, strutting
like Mick Jagger from Karaoke Bar to Karaoke Bar, rocking
people's worlds. I look foward to rocking many more!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I wanna meet people who will let their fucking guard down.I
don't want to meet "cool" people. I want to meet smart
people who like to act dumb. I want to meet other dorks
like myself. We rule! Let's unite!
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"Flipflap knocknoodle it's midnight in Paris
and I am mothasnuffin drunk." No, I'm getting
this quote all wrong. Anyway, Hal was ma
man for a few months and shit got crazy
when he turned into a centaur at night and
impregnated my friend Piera with silver
unicorn babies all over the LES. Besides all
that madness, Hal can still make me pee in
my pants laughing and I miss his wild
jockular antics, I mean his dancing moves--
you know, and so does our friend Mick.
Where you is Hally? nallylnallynhally.
hailing . Ho. word.
endowed that were you to try to capture
his 'beauty' (if you will) on your
camera phone in a scummy bathroom
(hypothetically speaking), you could
never have enough pixels do that
ginormous image justice.
ever seen! Hal, will you marry me???
unit i ever man-handled....many would
kill to be able to say that
pinky finger than any of you assholes
have in your entire body. and yet, he
rocks and can cuddle like a mother
fucker. he's special - the specialist,
one of my favorite people. EVER.
period. u could have fun with hal in
a closet for hours. um, not like that! i
just mean, hal can make life fun
anywhere, anytime. hal eats life for
breakfast. girls, this one is for REAL!
plus, he does a mean, mean iggy
pop!
saw him. My friend, Rebecca was telling
me about a New Year's party where he
lovingly placed his manly parts on the
top of her head. And this is where the
intrigue began. I met him one fateful
evening at a Blur show. I really enjoy
his openness; it's so infectious and
engaging. He's also one of the few guys
I've met that have bigger lips than
mine. Mmm, tasty heaven...!
the hot tub is totally photoshop'd.
Everything is changed. For one, he
wasn't holding a bottle, he was
holding a yellow, rubber ducky that's
been his since age 3. Second, his
shorts weren't black, they were hot
pink with ketchup-colored polka dots.
Third, those soap suds weren't white,
they were TOTALLY yellow (I'll let you
guess why). And third, the bulge
between his legs was much larger. Oh,
and there was a huge burning cross
outside the window, and it was
nighttime. All this to say only that
Hal is a skilled graphic designer and
that's why we love him here on Doggy
Island.
blind as a fuckin bat, especially at
night. Anyway, Hal is driving a few
people home from the field day disaster
and he's getting us completely lost.
We're tired and pissed off and it's
pouring rain. It's hard to read the
signs and we all need to go to the
bathroom, when I notice a sign that
reads "Holland Tunnel / Next Right".
Hal casually says, "Good eyes man" to
me and then we all paused and broke
into laughter. He may not have realized
it, but that comment made me so fuckin
happy. Hal makes me happy a lot.
and i mean strip searched - in australia.
but usually he's just taking off his
clothes for fun. hal basically rocks - no
really he does...everywhere. i'm not sure
which is more endearing - when hal
gyrates wildly on my leg at a bar or when
hal grinds me obscenely at a family
party. either way - i have a soft spot
for the kid. he could have fun in a
closet. tear.