Friends

Sep 2003

Raleigh NC; Silver Spring MD

http://profiles.friendster.com/msjunebug

Blair HS; Francis Scott Key MS; Martin MS; Farmington Woods ES

Columbia University, Attended - , Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, chemical engineering; political science

teaching, learning, counseling

skiing, knitting, cooking, baking, reading, going out & getting a little bit (or a lot) scandalous, good wine, good food, good scotch, sexy shoes, sexy men

Little Women, GWTW, LOTR, Harry Potter, Bridget, Lucky (by the author of The Lovely Bones, both are difficult reads but worthwhile), Patricia Cornwell, Diana Gabaldon, cookbooks, knitting books, James Patterson, Linda Fairstein

Casablanca, The Philadelphia Story, Roman Holiday, Come September, Shawshank Redemption, Almost Famous, Unfaithful, Bridget Jones's Diary (even better w/ a pint of B&J's, champagne, wine, or all of the above), Bend It Like Beckham, Before Sunset, The Royal Tenenbaums, Something's Gotta Give, Spanglish

I dance to hip hop & Latin; strip to Morcheeba & Portishead; sing to Madonna & the Beatles; listen to just about anything & everything

Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, old Sydney-and-Vaughn Alias, SATC, ER, Law & Order re-runs

I live for Sunday night TV - Desperate Housewives & Grey's Anatomy - and 2BJ nights (mind out of gutter!). Girl-fiction (aka "trashy romance novels"), strip clubs, Unfaithful, and Angelina Jolie are my guilty pleasures. I belong to whoever brings me good chocolate, and I would travel to Annapolis from halfway across the globe for Aromi d'Italia's chocolate hazelnut & mint chocolate gelato. I like being naked and think it should be naked time all the time, and I'm saving up to buy a stripper pole.

My best friends claim my best qualities include my ability to...
* tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue
* dance on the bar after several shots
* debate the implications of international political decisions for hours on end and you WILL be enthralled
* knit you a sweater or a g-string, which ever you prefer
* cook and there is nothing better than her scrambled eggs to cure a hang over
* throw a whine and cheese party at a moment's notice
* hold her liquor
* increase your SAT score
* love you unconditionally... for the right price

Someone that can handle the bundle of contradictions that makes me me. Someone who is not afraid to say no to me once in a while and can handle the consequences of saying no, but who has no trouble giving in gracefully. Someone with a set of balls, because I already have a pussy, I don't need another. Who I DON'T want to meet* Anyone that still drinks like a frat boy, anyone whose idea of a homecooked gourmet meal is chili out of a can or anything out of a can, anyone that still treasures a childhood collection of GI Joe & Ninja Turtle figurines (no, I am not kidding), anyone that has nothing more original to say than, "God you're so hot" (yes, I know I am, and yes, like to hear it, but it gets old when it's said in the exact same words, in the exact same tone, every single time).