Craig likes to videotape gross bodily
functions and play the video over and
over without warning you what you are
about to watch is his ass in action. His
ass is forever engraved in my brain and
it won't go away. I hate him for that.
You used to be the main recipient of my
man-crush love. However, you've
abandoned me and I've had to divert my
attention with others. The only
redeeming quality that could win back
my full fledged love is the fact that
we share an intense love for Queen and
Elton John. Plus you help me dress up
in women's panties from time to time.
I love my daddy...he never fails to
hook me up on the sly with his food. I
miss him and his lovin'. Remember when
you caught me stealing the cookies when
I thought you weren't looking? ~McSoph
So Craig was in this lame-ass SAT prep
class with me. Well on the first day
of class I was all bummed and bitter
because my girlfriend broke up with
me. Well Craig was trying to be nice
and talk to me, and I was a dick and
didn't say anything.. As class
progressed we became friends and had a
decent time. Then I tricked him into
taking this Discrete Math class, which
he dropped because it sucked. I ended
up getting an F. Just goes to show
you Craig is one smart guy, while I on
the other hand, am a dumbass.
functions and play the video over and
over without warning you what you are
about to watch is his ass in action. His
ass is forever engraved in my brain and
it won't go away. I hate him for that.
man-crush love. However, you've
abandoned me and I've had to divert my
attention with others. The only
redeeming quality that could win back
my full fledged love is the fact that
we share an intense love for Queen and
Elton John. Plus you help me dress up
in women's panties from time to time.
Oh wait, thats your real father.
no, no, I was right, I hate my gay son.
hook me up on the sly with his food. I
miss him and his lovin'. Remember when
you caught me stealing the cookies when
I thought you weren't looking? ~McSoph
class with me. Well on the first day
of class I was all bummed and bitter
because my girlfriend broke up with
me. Well Craig was trying to be nice
and talk to me, and I was a dick and
didn't say anything.. As class
progressed we became friends and had a
decent time. Then I tricked him into
taking this Discrete Math class, which
he dropped because it sucked. I ended
up getting an F. Just goes to show
you Craig is one smart guy, while I on
the other hand, am a dumbass.
McApathy will be celebrating her 5th
birthday soon enough indeed.