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      • Otis
      • Posted
      • It's hard work being that sexy, but El D
        makes it look easy. Rock star genes for
        DAYS!!!
      • BoB
      • Posted
      • Oh Jason. Who could forget all the good
        times? Our vacation to Sunny Near Mexico
        (ahhh - Near Mexico) where we got NO
        WALL, playing hookers in the Army
        hygiene film 'This Could Happen To You',
        drowning Big Rosie Greenbaum's fox in
        the punch bowl ('she called me a
        bimbo'), modeling for 'Lovely Lady
        Lingerie', waving to cute sailors,
        shopping at Slotnick's Supermarket,
        going hafizes on that old car (Jason
        didn't tell me he couldn't drive!),
        running Dead Lazlo's Place (Betty
        please'), pretending to be newlyweds so
        we could spend the night in the fabulous
        Fister Hotel, getting our numbers
        together for the Shotz talent contests,
        apprehending the Milwaukee Masher,
        getting drunk at work after eating
        candy from the candy counter', trying
        out for the Ladies Auxiliary Milwaukee
        Police, helping Terry Buttafuco deliver
        schnoodles (at first the dog only had
        gas), stealing the Tarantulas banner and
        that double-make-out with Lenny and
        Squiggy (YUCK!).
      • Anthony
      • Posted
      • Sin of my soul,Fire of my being
        ,Unholy terror of my
        reality....CHEERS..........Care for a
        drink ?????? !!!!!!!! What in HELL
        would I ever do without YOU
        ?!?!?1?An unholy grail of blood to you
        held high,Dark Mistress,Beautiful
        Boy,Brilliant Artist.,Savant
        Extrodinaire,Amore de mon
        Coeur,Amigo por Vida...I'f youv'e
        never been loved by Jason... or
        scorned by Jason... well,...let's go
        back to LOVE , you are sure the fuck
        missing out on all of it .....,.,...no one
        does it better...or crazier than J...all
        dark,SEXY,real, SPOOKY and
        nothing but fuckin' ROCK AND ROLL
        !!!~!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU 4-EVER!!!!!!
      • Brande
      • Posted
      • I just recently watched Pirates of the
        Carribbean for the first time and was
        goddamned awestruck at the striking
        resemblance between Jason & Johnny
        (J&J). Also worth mentioning, I was
        extremely hot for the latter J, and at
        times would even say I was confused
        about the situation... Now, having
        worked with the former J for quite some
        time, I have always known him to be
        dashing and beautiful character; a
        sparkling conversationalist, witty
        beyond compare even amidst countless
        and inumerable hangovers. So now I
        guess I'm not sure... have I always
        just wanted to bone Jason, or what?
      • Adrienne
      • Posted
      • El D. is kinda like the male version of
        me...tall, dark and pretty, sarcastic
        wit of a Gemini, in the beauty biz,
        into glam/goth boys and of course knows
        how to party like/with a rock star.

        hmmmm, sometimes I think it's a shame
        he isn't straight.
      • Damian
      • Posted
      • Jason is Truly OUTRAGEOUS, Truly,
        Truly, Truly, OUTRAGEOUS! JASON!
      • Damian
      • Posted
      • I love Scissor Sex with my number 1
        Dyke Style American Girlfriend!
      • Lisa
      • Posted
      • you can have tommy but i get nikki.

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