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"I am the owner of two chinchillas who can sleep through earthquakes and engulf innocent objects in their merciless..."
More about Audri
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Occupation:
Exploding
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Hobbies and Interests:
Journaling, Dancing, Stuff, Things, wtf is friendster?!
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Favorite Movies:
He-Man The Movie, Bill and Ted (1 and 2)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dead Like Me, Just Shoot Me.
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About Me:
I am the owner of two chinchillas who can sleep through earthquakes and engulf innocent objects in their merciless chinchilla inferno. Alone here in Toronto... I find myself losing sight of purpose or drive. I'll have to fix this, but how? Can the great superheros of lore save me? Will they get here in time?
ALAS, BIATCH!!!
PandaXian: it says alas!
PandaXian: i should have found a way to add in egads and forsoothe or some shit
Katielogic: say paradigm
PandaXian: You're right! I need to! And possibly the word gherkin
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Who I Want to Meet:
I won't talk to you because you're awesome. I'll talk to you because I'M awesome. Oh glorious day! I'm just playing, don't get all sensitive you bit whiney baby. I'll chat, email, and snuffle about with nothing but a quarter in every pocket! Except the back pockets, those hold only nickels and foreign money. Nothing else. This is the law. I have spoken.
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Reflective.
She's got the best hair.
Rock the fuck on.
friend! She doesn't come batteries.
But then, no batteries are required
for this lovable, maybe huggable,
hopefully child-safe uber doll.
Accessories include 10 sets of
clothes, two fluffy pillows with non-
closable eyes (meaning they'll stand
guard over your Tickle-Me-Audri when
she's asleep), several nameless(?)
fishies, and Banana, which can be used
as a NiNja Shruiken!!
Look for Karate-Chop Action Audri, Guy-
Magnet Audri, and her companion Panda
Khan!! coming soon.
looking out for the little animals of
new york.