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      • Haroula
      • Posted
      • My electrons tell me you have forgotten us among
        the living. My protons say that I miss hanging out
        with you. Images in my head of Brian--with a
        mullet, playing in ANY eighties cover band--get
        me through the day. Bring me back some swiss
        chocolate, boo! I feel lucky that I know you, and
        that is what counts. Along with conditional
        friendship. No chocolate = love does not
        proliferate.
      • Katja
      • Posted
      • the rumours joel heard were not THAT
        far from the truth. brian is, in fact, in a
        cover band, but it's a "heart" cover
        band. we are playing a nightly gig at a
        spanish harlem honky-tonk.
        oooh...barracuda!
      • Joel
      • Posted
      • so i've heard your touring with a
        journey cover band in eastern europe.
        and i thought you moved to nyc. what
        an asshole.
      • hannah
      • Posted
      • brian owns an illegal taxi service in paris that
        he uses to embezzle high art --art that he
        rents for obese fees. it's fucking hot.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • hhhmm...I'm afraid this gravy is
        caramel...
      • Lâvinia
      • Posted
      • yessss! now we can play double:dutch!
        $*#@ yeah! the summer just got sweeter
        [/dirtier+hairer] awww yeah!
      • Lâvinia
      • Posted
      • i love you, brian! ... you are as true a friend a
        girl may ever find - amazing conversationalist
        // self-depricating :: a master of aesthetics >
        chiseled jaw:line [ay dios MIO] >> you're
        enough to make me groan > scream ~ some
        days, even YELP [;)] haha! ... seriously though,
        i am so lucky to have you as my friend, on my
        team... i bet we could kick some serious ass in
        dodge:ball... and we'd be a great match for the
        Iron Chef... ahhh, yes... my dear Mr. Moroz >
        you are quite special * cant wait to see you,
        SOON [hurry]
      • No Fun
      • Posted
      • that handbook of yours aint gonna work for
        shit in the club scene... yr flesh is mine baby.
      • Lâvinia
      • Posted
      • brian transcends the meaning of an
        epicurean, as i have come to find. a
        certain sublime aura is felt when in
        his presence > something few have
        the ability to ignite. he commands a
        certain level of respect from his
        fellow hedonists + you can be sure
        that every second spent with him is
        quality. he is astute, nurturing and
        always aesthetically pleasing >
        whats not to love? [ah yes] my
        favorite quality is that he shares my
        passion for the complete elimination
        of all Philistines [uncouth, unrefined,
        vulgar, obtuse, lumpish, oafish,
        witless sloths]
      • The Taker
      • Posted
      • Damn, i've known this skittle for a time. Back
        then, we was all rowdy kids, running around
        till midnight, throwing rocks at each other and
        buttfucking Farmer Ben's cattle. It was crazy,
        man! It was crazy!

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