Ronn

Andersen School for the Gifted, Sally Struthers Home Schooling

Stand Up Comedian, Columnist, & DrinkMeister

Indie music and live concerts, talking, Comedy, writing, photogrpahy, traveling, improv, fine dinners out, mixology.

Im from New Jersey.... reading wasn't a part of our grade school cirriculum.

I usually cant sit through a movie for 2 hours without talking through half of it..... but I like Airplane, Best in Show, Mean Girls.

Pretty Girls Make Graves, Thievery Corporation, White Rose Movement, Zero7, Every Move a Picture, The Ravonettes, Architecture in Helsinki, Grandaddy, Spoon, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Robbers on High Street, The Clinic, Suede, White Stripes, Communique, Stereolab, 13 & God, Mylo, Broadcast, Boards of Canada, The LoveMakers, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Louis XIV, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Le Tigre, Hot Hot Heat, The Concretes, The Arcade Fire, The Moldy Peaches, The Walkmen, West Indian Girl, Stereo Total, The Decemberists, The Gossip, The Dead 60's, The Smiths, Nina Simone, and The Psychedelic Furs.

Family Guy, Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, Home Movies......

11 Tidbits about Ronn:

* If I get a puppy I would name it, Gimlet- after my favortie cocktail.
* I have my first female stalker who wants to date me.
* I split my pants open on an airplane while wearing no underwear.
* I once bumped into Tom Hanks and spilt his martini on him.
* I once bowled a 299 when I was a high school bowling champ. I havent bowled since.
* I love a good Michael Jackson joke, still
* I love brussel sprouts
* I often have dreams that I am naked and at McDonalds
* I love to fly and once saw a woman breastfeed her kitten on one of my flights
* I often jaywalk
* Ive always wanted to be a contestant on 'Press Your Luck'

Other key words to describe me:

Quirky, spontainous, off key singer, witty, hyperactive, topical, talkative, over caffinated, conversational, and good at Monopoly.

Website: ronnronnronn.com Ill try to update it. Promise.

Read my blog and keep up with my daily neurosis: www.ronnronnronn.blogspot.com

I have filled my quota for bi-polar, co dependent relationships this year. If you are one of those, please check back in a few months to see when I will be accepting applications from your type.

Also highly interested in meeting the cast of Family Ties, even though Tina Yothers is dead. Oh wait..... Sorry, just her career is dead. My bad.