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"11 Tidbits about Ronn:
* If I get a puppy I would name it, Gimlet- after my favortie cocktail.
* I have my first..."
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Schools (Other):
Andersen School for the Gifted, Sally Struthers Home Schooling
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Occupation:
Stand Up Comedian, Columnist, & DrinkMeister
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Hobbies and Interests:
Indie music and live concerts, talking, Comedy, writing, photogrpahy, traveling, improv, fine dinners out, mixology.
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Favorite Books:
Im from New Jersey.... reading wasn't a part of our grade school cirriculum.
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Favorite Movies:
I usually cant sit through a movie for 2 hours without talking through half of it..... but I like Airplane, Best in Show, Mean Girls.
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Favorite Music:
Pretty Girls Make Graves, Thievery Corporation, White Rose Movement, Zero7, Every Move a Picture, The Ravonettes, Architecture in Helsinki, Grandaddy, Spoon, Death Cab for Cutie, Postal Service, Robbers on High Street, The Clinic, Suede, White Stripes, Communique, Stereolab, 13 & God, Mylo, Broadcast, Boards of Canada, The LoveMakers, Dogs Die in Hot Cars, Louis XIV, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Le Tigre, Hot Hot Heat, The Concretes, The Arcade Fire, The Moldy Peaches, The Walkmen, West Indian Girl, Stereo Total, The Decemberists, The Gossip, The Dead 60's, The Smiths, Nina Simone, and The Psychedelic Furs.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Family Guy, Arrested Development, Strangers with Candy, Reno 911, Home Movies......
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About Me:
11 Tidbits about Ronn:
* If I get a puppy I would name it, Gimlet- after my favortie cocktail.
* I have my first female stalker who wants to date me.
* I split my pants open on an airplane while wearing no underwear.
* I once bumped into Tom Hanks and spilt his martini on him.
* I once bowled a 299 when I was a high school bowling champ. I havent bowled since.
* I love a good Michael Jackson joke, still
* I love brussel sprouts
* I often have dreams that I am naked and at McDonalds
* I love to fly and once saw a woman breastfeed her kitten on one of my flights
* I often jaywalk
* Ive always wanted to be a contestant on 'Press Your Luck'
Other key words to describe me:
Quirky, spontainous, off key singer, witty, hyperactive, topical, talkative, over caffinated, conversational, and good at Monopoly.
Website: ronnronnronn.com Ill try to update it. Promise.
Read my blog and keep up with my daily neurosis: www.ronnronnronn.blogspot.com
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Who I Want to Meet:
I have filled my quota for bi-polar, co dependent relationships this year. If you are one of those, please check back in a few months to see when I will be accepting applications from your type.
Also highly interested in meeting the cast of Family Ties, even though Tina Yothers is dead. Oh wait..... Sorry, just her career is dead. My bad.
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anyone a clit-mouth. Now it is part of
my regular vocabulary. Everytime I look
at this boy I am amazed at how damn cute
he is. He makes me laugh all the time.
And let me tell you, this Ronnie has a
nice basket.
foot nothing? Check. 73 pounds of
Karen Carpenter fury? Check. Distinct
trouble pronouncing most words in the
english language? Double Check. It
all adds up: Ronn is clearly an early-
twenties Korean boy who's had his skin
bleached to compete in the fast paced
world of comedy. The only question
is: Where did he get that enormous
cock?
anything for him. If he was across the
Bay and needed my help, I would walk on
water to get there.... of course I cant
do that, or I wouldnt be laying at the
bottom of the bay with a nuse around my
neck right now.
tranny. I love my dead gay son!
always calling me boy and telling me to
pick some more cotton. I do not want
any fried chicken or watermelon from
you Ronn. I could go for some BBQ ribs
though.
walk into Saks' and this loud guy on
his cell phone bumps into me and spills
his Starbucks...After 5 apoligies and a
small settlement from a small claims
court I have forgiven him....However he
turned me gay! I'm a queen and I can't
get off my knees...I love you
Ronn...Thanks for all the boyz digits!
actually Joan Rivers long lost son. Yeah
yeah yeah Ronn is indeed funny. His real
comedy happens in the bedroom. Man, his
dick tells some great jokes.
met in a long time, plus he is my
partner in crime...wait! are you cagney
or lacy...i forget...I had a blast
hanging out with you while i was in
your neck of the woods...hit me up
anytime you are in my area...comedy
tour?...hopfully i didnt hurt your
feelings by comparing you to your twin
sister...lol...~xoxo
O - Owes me for my work as his pimp
N - Nice to everyone...even black people
N - Needs more escort gigs
Three cheers for you, Mr. Burns!