Rand Shuler

Friendswood H S, Attended 1994 - 1995, Class of 1995

School of the Museum of Fine Arts/Tufts

School Of The Museum Of Fine Arts, Attended 2000 - 2003, Class of 2003, Bachelor's Degree, Film, Video and Photo
New York University, Attended 2000 - 2000, Class of 2000, Other, 16mm Film Intensive
Carnegie Mellon University, Attended 1995 - 1996, Other, Theatre

Film and Video Artist

Special Friends

Absinthe. Amandas. Hellfire! Talkin' Durty. Lustrous Plumage. Video. Film. Photography. Music. Artists. Eccentrics. Hustlers. Ballers. People. Stories. Community. Parties. Altered States. Deep Conversations at 5 in tha Morning. that Thing You do With Your Tongue. tha Universe. Conspiracy Theories. Revolutionaries. Sustainable and Renewable Resources. Free Energy. Time Travel. Getting Rid of War...

Fingerprints of tha Gods (find it now; it will blow your mind). Lord of tha Barnyard. Confederacy of Dunces. Man and His Symbols. Vice. everything by Iceberg Slim. tha Alchemist. Orientalism. 100 Years of Solitude. tha Rum Diary. Devil in tha White City. Tropic of Cancer. Naked Lunch. You Can't Win. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. anything on Tesla. Catcher in tha Rye. Chris: Life in tha Limbo of 'Ladies who love Ladies' (for some reason, Nazi MySpace won't let me use tha Lez word). Hell's Angels. Fortunate Son. Fools Die. tha Turk. Weekly World News. The Best American Non required Reading. Choose Your Own Adventure books. Real Ultimate Power: tha Official Ninja Book. Alexander and tha Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day. Where tha Wild Things Are...

Anything with Japanese monsters, breakdancing or kung-fu. Preferably, all three combined.

Sean Ward, son! Gnarls Barkley. Fela Kuti. Louis Prima. Manu Chao. Shuggie Otis. Snoop Dizzle! tha Gladiators. Badu, baby. Brian Jones (f*ck tha Stones). Blonde Redhead. Kennedy. Santana. Kris Kristofferson. Kid Frost. Joe South. Teddy Pendagrass. Canned Heat. mc Solaar. dj Cheb i Sabbah. Dancehall Crashers. Tom Waits. Peaches and Herb. Thievery Corporation. ms Dynamite. Al Green. dj Shadow. a Tribe Called Quest. Sizzla. Joe Williams. dj Dusk. tha Gap Band. Isaac Hayes. Dangermouse. Doom. Cee Lo. Fat Pat. Lil' Troy. SPM. G-Love and tha 'Special Sauce'. Violent Femmes. Everlast. LA Dice. Guns and Roses. Automator. tha Chi-Lites. Willie Nelson. Sugar Hill Gang. My Mellow My Man. Leonard Cohen. Hoot Gibson. Cypress Hill. Grandmaster Flash. Double Trouble. Deltron 3030. dr Bombay. Hank Williams. Smokey. RZA. Johnny Cash. Kool and tha Gang. Pizzicato 5. Nina Simone. Goa Trance. tha Doors. Nat 'King' and Natalie Cole. Shonen Knife. Beatles.

TV is tha devil. But, um, Unsolved Mysteries is my durty lil' secret.

Scorpio

An elevated hustler of tha digital underground.


In tha year 2000ad, I founded Ends for tha Pony Productions, a film and video production company specializing in: Dangerously durty music videos, nasty nightclub visuals, velvet video mixing, fashion photography and party promotions. We were profiled on HBO's Real Sex in 2005. They documented tha making of our award-winning short, Another Night in Illusion; starring Jen Divine and Sonia Sinsational.

It's currently playing on tha myriad of HBO channels. Tha episode? P*rn 101: Xtra Credit. Check ya local listings, son! Or, watch Another Night in Illusion here...

Another Night in Illusion


As for myself; I've got my 'fingers' in a lot of 'pies': Filmmaker, actor, video artist/editor, photographer, writer, producer, party promoter, and all around 'gentleman deluxe'.


I've lived and traveled around tha world, been engaged to a pop star, taught EFL in Indonesia, partied naked with famous people, and was tha star of tha N'Sync video- God Must Have Spent a Little More Time on You (you can watch this masterpiece on YouTube...)

by tha way, i'm never on this site. best to find me here: myspace.com/jackstallion

Driven individuals with a love for tha craft; and a mind for tha game.





And if anyone out there knows Patricia Arquette; feel free to send her my way...