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Interested In:
Dating Men, Relationship with Men, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
May 2005
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Hometown:
Bengbu
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Company:
Bengbu-errific
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Bengbu's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/18933527
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Other education:
Bengbu Nursery School
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Occupation:
His Excellency, King of Bengbu Tourism Ass.
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Affiliations:
If you got beef then bring the ruckus, Bengbu Clan ain't nuttin to fuck wit'; Youth League
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What I enjoy doing:
Anything with an "a la Bengbu" flavor to it. Voulez-vous Bengbu avec moi, cet soir? Supporting Bengbu-ian independence, spitting (on Japanese tourists), shitting on the floor and not wiping my ass, shitting in a rice bowl and feeding it to you, eating dogs (and maybe cats if I get an end of the year bonus), staring, opposing hegemony, visiting pink-light massage parlors on the day that I get paid (usually about a year late), pushing people to get on the subway, running into you, staring at you, complaining about Japan, Taiwan, and the United States, remembering history, talking about "tradition, " riding my bike on the sidewalk and ringing the bell really loud, re-uniting the motherland
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Favorite Books:
Wild Steaming Nights in Bengbu, by Li Peng
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Favorite Movies:
Last Tango in Bengbu
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Favorite Music:
They Built this City (Bengbu) on Rock and Roll! I like to listen those people who sing patriotic songs about China on TV with a lot "chengyu's" in the lyrics.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Bengbu Nightly News, the CCTV spring festival party, anything on Phoenix "Satte-fuckin-lite" TV
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About Me:
I am the son of Rabid China Man! My master (Kevin) drank too much, and forgot Rabid China Man's password. So now you see my, this fat little adorable baby that just wants to eat you! So nice to meet you! Besides being a fat baby, I am also the president of the Bengbu International Travel Association. I hope that you can come and visit me in my charming little fiefdom of Bengbu in Northern Anhui Province, China. Itta velly special! If you diss it, you just don't understand it, homeslice!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Like-minded socialists-neo-fascists.
People who would like to travel to Bengbu.
Salt N Pepa
White people who I can practice my English with.
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Bengbu winters, and sometimes men do
things... things that they probably
wouldn't usually do.
I was in a bar one night and had a little
too much to drink when this little fat
baby wandered in and sat next to me.
He whispered in my ear, "I am the King
of the Bengbu Tourism Association,
bitch," and then spit in my drink. He
laughed and said "I guess you won't be
wanting that anymore, fucker," and
chugged the entire mug in the blink of an
eye.
Next thing I knew, it was the next
morning, and I woke up with a major
headache and a pain in my ass. That
fuckin' fat baby Bengbu was in the
kitchen buck naked smoking a cigar and
preparing General Tso's Chicken,
listening to the Titanic soundtrack with
the volume up really loud. Then he ate all
the chicken himself...
Oh, these long cold Bengbu winters...
you'll never understand how it changes a
man.