Tori Brewster

      "Proud sailor aboard the S.S. Awful Shark. Living proof that veganism isn't always slimming. I'm like Flag Day, but..."

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      • Zach
      • Posted
      • Tori's OK, I suppose, but no matter how
        many downtempo ballads I write for her
        on the acoustic guitar, she never tells
        me what she really thinks about them.

        Even if I look soulfully into her eyes
        whilst playing.

        Between you and me, I think she has
        never truly accepted that I, as a
        sensitive New Age proto-male, can
        intuitively understand her innermost
        thoughts, feelings, and Second Wave
        feminist tendencies.
      • Katie
      • Posted
      • emma goldman is my girl! represent!
      • Jessica
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      • Punky...I mean Tori...is fabulous and
        has been since we were 12 years old.
        She lit my fist cigarette, and from
        then on I've been in love with this
        supervixen. Much love yo!
      • J-me
      • Posted
      • so when the lights go out,
        and the monsters reach up from there
        dark places to get you when you finely
        thought you were safe.
        when the sky's open and all of the
        fuckall baddies of the world rain down
        on you.
        when theres noplace left to run
        besides your head.
        ive alwase made a beeline towards that
        little corner in my brain that tori
        and her ilk occupy.
        gaaahhh ....dude fukkin cheesy like
        squeeze i miss you.
      • Hannah
      • Posted
      • There are people in life that you meet
        and you wonder . . . Good Lord! how
        did that mother-fucker get to be so
        cool. Tori is without a momentary
        doubt one of those people. With an
        killer fashion style, delicious taste in
        music, and an amazing laugh, we
        braved the streets of Oakland
        bumpin' and grindin' to 80's, drinking
        strong coffee, chasing spiders that
        spoke english, and enjoying each
        others company. I would be the
        luckiest woman alive if I got to frolic
        with you again. Sorry it took so long
        to write this. I'm scared of computers.
      • Rozzy
      • Posted
      • torisd ?Ijlovie youi ossooo much I
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        wahsd ;mnyc foreghead writeing you a
        message to say I oveelove you soooo
        mcyuch !!!!!!!!!!!!Ib love you!!!!!!!!
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        oppsies...yep!
      • Evan
      • Posted
      • tori rocks your face like Shinmen
        Musashi No Kami Fujiwara No Genshin
        rocked upwards of 50 people in mano-e-
        mano combat. plain and simple. so
        don't fuk wit her. MIZOO repruhsent.
      • Angela
      • Posted
      • oh Tori, how do i love thee? let me
        count the ways. the Planned Parenthood
        campaign, your rad and stylin hair,
        talking about boys and other fun
        things, the oh-so-realistic way you
        imitate drunk people (including
        yourself!) while smoking on the steps
        of MJM. your house party was off the
        CHAIN and so are you!!
      • xx
      • Posted
      • *buffing a rooftop on jackson: $1,350

        *tofu sandwitches in the ID $1.50

        *the look on X's face when presented
        with the idea of an orgy with- a
        friend, a lover, and a friends lover:
        priceless

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