Kelly is pretty cool. That is, when she
is not being a bitch. When she sleeps
at night her cats stare at her in
disgust and wonder what they must have
done in their past lives to wind up
with an owner like her.
Kelly, don't be ashamed to say
anything. You have free reign ever
since we saw that terrible movie with
Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson
(unbreakable?)? I'm sorry that was our
introduction to each other's cinematic
side. However, I did make you watch
Over the Edge, which is possibly the
best teenage rebellion about inland
Cali film ever made. I think that
Kelly had seen it before, but she is so
sweeet that she made it feel like it
was her first time. Way to help a
brother out. PS: this girl is HOT!
and she rocks like dolomite....
The most important comment I have
to add to Kelly's list of testimonials
concerns a particular alien pen.
Kelly has perfected the manipulation
of this pen to the point where she
has the tiny alien leaping out of jars
of planter's peanuts and dancing
along dining room tables, while
grunting to a strange tune. The entire
song and dance routine is
spectacular.
..running around as fast as she can,
cleaning and straigtening every thing
in sight. A cross-eyed frenzy is more
than appropriate if she happens
across a stranger's used gum,,,and
if she's particuarly offended she'll
give you a perfect roll of the eyes.
Oooh, I miss that manic look.
Kelly is never quitting pot, ever. I
can't say that my life would ever be
the same if she did. That stoner bitch
almost had me killed in an auto
accident. Well, not really, but she's
one of the top most craziest people I
know.
I like theme nights and I love cats. I hate to look at chewed up gum. I like to drink different kinds of beer and wine. I like waking up early. I am a sucker for talking animals and babies.
think "slut", guess what, you're
right!!!!!!!!
wild fires and more time smelling your
peanutbuttery finger.
armpits, until she decides the time is
right and pops them out. You are such a
gross bitch!
is not being a bitch. When she sleeps
at night her cats stare at her in
disgust and wonder what they must have
done in their past lives to wind up
with an owner like her.
anything. You have free reign ever
since we saw that terrible movie with
Bruce Willis and Samuel Jackson
(unbreakable?)? I'm sorry that was our
introduction to each other's cinematic
side. However, I did make you watch
Over the Edge, which is possibly the
best teenage rebellion about inland
Cali film ever made. I think that
Kelly had seen it before, but she is so
sweeet that she made it feel like it
was her first time. Way to help a
brother out. PS: this girl is HOT!
and she rocks like dolomite....
to add to Kelly's list of testimonials
concerns a particular alien pen.
Kelly has perfected the manipulation
of this pen to the point where she
has the tiny alien leaping out of jars
of planter's peanuts and dancing
along dining room tables, while
grunting to a strange tune. The entire
song and dance routine is
spectacular.
cleaning and straigtening every thing
in sight. A cross-eyed frenzy is more
than appropriate if she happens
across a stranger's used gum,,,and
if she's particuarly offended she'll
give you a perfect roll of the eyes.
Oooh, I miss that manic look.
can't say that my life would ever be
the same if she did. That stoner bitch
almost had me killed in an auto
accident. Well, not really, but she's
one of the top most craziest people I
know.