When I think Big Tasty, I think America!
I think Ted Nugent, Timothy Leary, and
Miller High Life. I think open fields of
magic candy flowers and dead guitar
gods.
Check out therealbigtasty.com
godamnit!
Brother of Metal, Ventura California
Sharpie tatoo artist of countless pop-
punk girls with money to burn, master of
drunken phone calls demanding help
finishing a keg from 1500 miles away
and the once and future lord of my
heart. BIGT, I hardly know ye, and yet
what I do know could frighten grown
men. Peace in, peace out, Tasty's got
clout.
1989--Billy Biggs takes a swing striking
7th grader Sean Philbin, for no reason
than to show the power of his mullet.
Big Tastey wrote a song about this along
with a number of other great tasties
treats. All music was written,
recorded, and mixed by Tastey. He's a
true fucking artist. Hell even Lemmy of
Motorhead owns a copy! Jesse forever!!!
Sean or Big Tastey moved to my trailer rock
town of Peru when I was 13 we hit off
immediately. We here the guys without
mullets filled with hairspray, and camaros.
We were of bicycle and skateboard. Of
coarse were ones they loved to hate, but
look who's laugh'n know!!! Here's to
all of the late night rides on the
Ghettro, late night long distance phone
calls/messages-(that crack my ass up),
gorging ourselves on uncle Arties, and
bowling shitfaced at the Fireside in the
windy city. Aaaa there and is so
much more to look forward to Seanie Poo!
When I want a taste... I want a big
taste - a big, big, big taste. Only
BIG TASTY can really provide me with
that. A lovable old codger - I right
looney lad. A darlin' at the dinner
table. A straight up dignified
gentleman in the counterculter - if
such can exist. Love this man,
support this man, hail this man.
Big 'Motherfuckin' Tasty as I like to call him
was such a breath of fresh air when i met
him. now he lives in LA (where players play)
and I havent seen him for over 2 years.Who
else would cut his hair into a sad comb over
just to be a part of a tiki themed bowling
team's cheerleader troupe?
not me!
who else would record a cd's worth of
material written about Fred Ward?
not me!
Big Tasty is very dear to me and my family,
and someday he'll realize LA is fucking stupid
and move back to Chicago and be my
fashion consultant...
"I am the INTERCESSOR!"
i lived in tasty closet in chicago for
a year. i have seen him drink rum till
he blacks out and drunken dials old
friends just so that person can hear
him vomit. one night he got drunk and
kicked a cop car while cops were
sitting in it. i have seen tasty eat
up to 5 pounds of meat in a single
sitting. i have heard tasty recite
taxi driver in it's entirety. i
watched battlefield earth AND the
legend of baggar vance with tasty. i
gave tasty a shitty mohawk. he gave me
a shitty mohawk. i drove from missouri
to los angeles with tasty sporting
these shitty mohawks. i got kicked out
of the louvre with tasty b/c he was
making scary faces in front of
crucifixion paintings. i remember when
tasty was known as sean. i thought he
was straight edge when i met him. i
was wrong.
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i'm trying to think of a funnier drunk
than big t, but i can't. in my circle,
that's a thing of honor. wait, coach
might be as funny blasted. i'll have
to review split-screen footage of the
two.
First and foremost, Tasty is one of
the best guys I have ever met.
Secondly, he is Manowar's biggest fan.
I remember that fateful night in Park
City where Tasty passed out and became
a piece of installation art. People
were drawing all over him and he did
not flinch. People were talking to him
and he did not respond. People were
hurting him and he felt no pain. Yet
when I put Manowar on, Tasty sang
every word of Wheels of Fire, and that
folks, is a true hero.
Testimonials and Comments for Big
I think Ted Nugent, Timothy Leary, and
Miller High Life. I think open fields of
magic candy flowers and dead guitar
gods.
Check out therealbigtasty.com
godamnit!
a sea of corporate skullfuckery. Thank
you for making my day, the Big Tasty
way.
Sharpie tatoo artist of countless pop-
punk girls with money to burn, master of
drunken phone calls demanding help
finishing a keg from 1500 miles away
and the once and future lord of my
heart. BIGT, I hardly know ye, and yet
what I do know could frighten grown
men. Peace in, peace out, Tasty's got
clout.
7th grader Sean Philbin, for no reason
than to show the power of his mullet.
Big Tastey wrote a song about this along
with a number of other great tasties
treats. All music was written,
recorded, and mixed by Tastey. He's a
true fucking artist. Hell even Lemmy of
Motorhead owns a copy! Jesse forever!!!
town of Peru when I was 13 we hit off
immediately. We here the guys without
mullets filled with hairspray, and camaros.
We were of bicycle and skateboard. Of
coarse were ones they loved to hate, but
look who's laugh'n know!!! Here's to
all of the late night rides on the
Ghettro, late night long distance phone
calls/messages-(that crack my ass up),
gorging ourselves on uncle Arties, and
bowling shitfaced at the Fireside in the
windy city. Aaaa there and is so
much more to look forward to Seanie Poo!
taste - a big, big, big taste. Only
BIG TASTY can really provide me with
that. A lovable old codger - I right
looney lad. A darlin' at the dinner
table. A straight up dignified
gentleman in the counterculter - if
such can exist. Love this man,
support this man, hail this man.
was such a breath of fresh air when i met
him. now he lives in LA (where players play)
and I havent seen him for over 2 years.Who
else would cut his hair into a sad comb over
just to be a part of a tiki themed bowling
team's cheerleader troupe?
not me!
who else would record a cd's worth of
material written about Fred Ward?
not me!
Big Tasty is very dear to me and my family,
and someday he'll realize LA is fucking stupid
and move back to Chicago and be my
fashion consultant...
"I am the INTERCESSOR!"
a year. i have seen him drink rum till
he blacks out and drunken dials old
friends just so that person can hear
him vomit. one night he got drunk and
kicked a cop car while cops were
sitting in it. i have seen tasty eat
up to 5 pounds of meat in a single
sitting. i have heard tasty recite
taxi driver in it's entirety. i
watched battlefield earth AND the
legend of baggar vance with tasty. i
gave tasty a shitty mohawk. he gave me
a shitty mohawk. i drove from missouri
to los angeles with tasty sporting
these shitty mohawks. i got kicked out
of the louvre with tasty b/c he was
making scary faces in front of
crucifixion paintings. i remember when
tasty was known as sean. i thought he
was straight edge when i met him. i
was wrong.
than big t, but i can't. in my circle,
that's a thing of honor. wait, coach
might be as funny blasted. i'll have
to review split-screen footage of the
two.
the best guys I have ever met.
Secondly, he is Manowar's biggest fan.
I remember that fateful night in Park
City where Tasty passed out and became
a piece of installation art. People
were drawing all over him and he did
not flinch. People were talking to him
and he did not respond. People were
hurting him and he felt no pain. Yet
when I put Manowar on, Tasty sang
every word of Wheels of Fire, and that
folks, is a true hero.