Tom Parker

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      • Seth
      • Posted
      • Fun, funny, favorite. Cool, calm,
        comfortable. Smart, silly, savor-it!
      • William
      • Posted
      • Tom was a great boss who got my sense
        of humor, could quote Python, watched
        Strangers With Candy, and put up with
        my snafus. Sucker. Oh, and I think he
        does drugs. Good drugs.
      • Joan
      • Posted
      • So as we all know, Tom used to be the
        sweetest guy you ever met, but then
        Chris moved into his house and now no
        one knows what to think. Tom has been
        getting sexier every second for years
        now. Someone should jump him.
      • Sara
      • Posted
      • Tom is just a cool person. He is open
        minded, accepts everyone for who they
        are, and as you can see from his
        picture, the guy knows how to live it
        up. Plus he laughs at my stupid jokes!
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Tom is super smart without showing off,
        does good for the world, listens when
        you need someone, and is totally fun to
        be around. He would lose on Survivor
        because he's too honest and sincere.
        Tom never misses an opportunity to
        tease good-naturedly. In fact, his
        ability to remember inside jokes is
        only surpassed by the prerequisite
        thoughtfulness they require. Plus, he
        introduced me to the Story Game. It's
        better than the Plan.
      • Ron
      • Posted
      • the true EVIL tom.... my
        inspiration... my consiliary (ok so i
        cant spell, but basically that means
        he is reason i am evil...). Yes,
        finally the answer to that question,
        the 2nd degree of separation between
        me and The Jen, Evil Tom holds all the
        answers and all the questions to and
        of life. He is the party, the master,
        the counsil, the disaster, the maker,
        the taker, the not stepping on my lawn
        thank you breaker... Friend of
        friends, you can never go wrong with
        the nicest guy north of Bakersfield.
        i love you man!!!! *sniff*
      • Tulip
      • Posted
      • Contrary to what his photo may imply,
        Tom is not just another wanna-be-pimp-
        70's-music-loving rock star. He is THE
        wanna-be-pimp-70's-music-loving rock
        star! He's also quite witty, and a
        great kisser.

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