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Interested In:
Friends
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Member Since:
Sep 2003
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Hometown:
Cincinnati
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Jeff's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/1900590
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Occupation:
I draw stupid shit for money.
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What I enjoy doing:
Books, movies, music, Caffeine Free Diet Pepsi, art, comics, dark beer, light beer, cheap beer, Jim Beam, cigarettes, leaded gasoline, Bo Jackson, Excedrin Migraine, convincing old women that I'm not rich and influential, Hot Pockets, driving in reverse
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Favorite Books:
Notes of a Dirty Old Man, Deadeye Dick, Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret (I've never read it, I just love the premise), TV Guide, Lies and the Lying Liars who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right, The Encyclopedia of Beer
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Favorite Movies:
Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, The Big Lebowski, Heat, True Romance, Gleaming the Cube, Joe Dirt, Zoolander, Lucas, Rudy, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Good Will Hunting (the first half), LOTR, Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot!
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Favorite Music:
Alkaline Trio, Jawbreaker, Outkast, Dandy Warhols, Ash, Weezer, Jurassic 5, Fountains of Wayne, Motion City Soundtrack, Motorhead
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Favorite TV Shows:
Simpsons, Family Guy, 24, American Chopper, Mr. Show, Sports Night, That 70's Show, The Sopranos, The Price is Right (I'm not kidding), Upright Citizens Brigade, The State, Reno 911, Kids in the Hall, SportsCenter
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About Me:
I'm a serious fucktard. Just ask my friends. I'm also currently deprustrated. Not quite depressed, but too sad to just be frustrated. Deprustrated. Crap.
AIM = IPrayForSound
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Who I Want to Meet:
I wanna meet girls who love my lips and wanna make out with me even though I'm just gonna dork everything up and never make a move. Fuck.
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i, before i am late for work!
When Jeff first started his fancy
pantsy art career, he bought a suitcase
full of alcohol (and a tiny pool table.)
He mixed me Martinis and i liked them
very much. I also love Jeff very much,
not just the vermouth talking.
The night went from classy to sassy
(well, it rhymes so i will keep it) as
i then mixed all the types of alcohol i
could at some party and then i puked on
a girls couch. That was one of the 3
times i ever threw up drunk, and maybe
the most i ever threw up. Ever.
Thanks Jeff!
(I guess i made that more about me, but
before that party we made a song about
martinis and played Tony Hawk, so RAWK)
and a ladies man. Sure, he may reject
the ladies, but thats mostly because he
is too good for all you hussys!
And he is totally not gay. There was
that one time he slept with the two hot
girls at that party...
Yeah, he didn't DO anything with them,
but he cuddled with them all night i
guess, and i think thats sweet. Am i
right ladies?? AM I RIGHT?????
i've known the kid for awhile so i can
say this in all sincerity, he's gay as
shit. now i don't want you judging him
all harsh or any of that nonsense,
cause aside from the gay thing he's an
alright guy. he draws pretty pictures
and he likes beer, which is all it
really takes for me to want to talk to
someone once every couple of years.
plus he likes some good bands, has
tatoos and i shit you not, he's funny
when sober (which isn't often mind you,
but it's still noteworthy). so to
recap: real gay, sorta cool, worth
splittin' a sixer with.
GLASS OF GUINESS!!!!
I WANT TO MARRY HIM!!!
yeah.
and it was kind of depressing.
Secondly, I want to say what a cool guy
Jeff is. Whether we're drinking
cheap-ass whiskey on the Appalachian
Trail or re-routing traffic during
African American Heritage Festival, Jeff
is always there with an f'ing hilarious
anecdote, riddle, joke, story, poem,
etc. I don't know anything about
drinking this friday, but the forecast
is likely.