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      • Maja
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      • Nice to see you were able to take time
        off from doing all that coke and heroin
        to add that awesomely succinct
        testimonial. Good thing I was sober
        enough to read it, although I got so
        drunk thereafter I smacked my head on
        the underside of desk and now I can no
        longer read. . so the jokes on you! or
        is it on me??...ahhh, if I could only
        read what I'm writing!!!. You rock Ryan,
        but your new pic ain't as cool as old
        spidey..
        We should hook up, I just got in a
        shipment of Xanax. tata....
      • MichAel
      • Posted
      • Ryan's milkshake is much better than
        mine. :(
      • Oscar
      • Posted
      • Ryan is... Un Cabron! One of the best
        attitude guys I know which I love for
        putting my name on his reel! haha
      • Devon
      • Posted
      • Good ol' Ryan. What shall I say?
        I've seen some pretty disrturbing
        things this past year, but Ryan, takes
        the cake. Come back up to Canadia
        anytime, and we ol' yockals can take a
        trp in my trusty ol truck. Maybe even
        make some septic tanks outa them there
        tubes.
      • Maja
      • Posted
      • Ryan concerns me. He has delusions and
        tends to smirk a lot. Every once in a
        while he'll just jump up and yell and
        wave his hands around a bit, and then
        hit himself on the head, right by his
        frontal lobes. Oh well, he wrote a nice
        testimonial about me so I'll return the
        favour by writing a medicore one about
        him..haha! kidding GO RYAN GO! he
        really does look like that, the old
        perv! Good man to drink with.
      • Mikemikebobike
      • Posted
      • Ryan has been going to the gym. Can't
        you tell?
      • Mike
      • Posted
      • I first met Ryan back in Vietnam. We
        were both stationed together in He-
        Hung. Ryan, myself, and private Dick
        Johnson were captured and placed in a
        hanging bamboo cage and left to die.
        Threw a very scientific elimination
        process of rock, paper, scissors we
        decided to kill the private to eat him
        for food. To disgusted to eat my
        friend I declined but Ryan ate Dick.
        Ryan ate a lot of Dick. Ryan liked the
        taste of Dick. He said that it was the
        best Dick he had ever eaten.
      • Never here
      • Posted
      • Ryan is the human version of felix the
        cat! Check out his animations to see
        some tight shit!
      • Mikemikebobike
      • Posted
      • wasabi snooters.

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