Andy Shoup

L.O.S., Gnargoyles, Alabama Street Destroyers, Helltown, S.P.B., Teenage Alcoholic Pool Skaters, Lunchton Sandwich Murdalizers

Xerox, skateboards, surfboards, bicycles, schlafen, Neely's Creased Comics (see above photos) Raymond Pettibon, tacos, writing stories, telling stories, camping, fire, cooking food on the fire, Christmas caroling and/or trick or treating in the off-season

the answer is never, (Weyland), Barrel Fever, Why Must the Hippies Kill One Another For Acid?, fucked up and photocopied, where I'm calling from (Carver), Hell's Angels, Curse of Lono, Kon-Tiki, Please Kill Me, Lexicon Devil

The Swimmer, Five Easy Pieces, Midnight Cowboy, The Wicker Man, Carrie, Putney Swope, Human Highway, Q, Sideways, Repo Man, In the Soup

Hightower, Johnny and the Dudes, Devo, Black Flag, Wipers, Code of Honor, Bowie, Chrome, C.O.C.'s "Eye for an Eye", the Bananas, Redd Kross, Void, Scott Walker, Beach Boys, AC/DC, the Dwarves, Slayer, At the Gates, Fang, the Consumers, the Dicks, Os Mutantes, Kinks, T.Rex, Stooges, Eno, the Observers, the New Christy Minstrels, and of course, the Doodletown Pipers. Joanna Newsome and Devendra Banhart are the worst fucking shit ever.

I like skateboarding and the ocean and making dumb-ass collages w/a xerox machine. I like zines, but think most of them suck, like 99%. Same goes for music and movies. I am built like a human designed by pigs. Die schweinmann. My head is like a pumpkin, my hands are like premium lox. Inside, my organs operate in total darkness.

People who can be highbrow/lowbrow, are not "forever college" and trying to impress people with their vocabulary, those that do bad for the good of mankind. The ones with the spark. Those that don't open the whole can of worms right away. Hidden skills. Generousity. Their sense of humor is at the level of astrophysics, but totally stupid. A good place to start might be people who don't know who Jessica Simpson is. People who are not self-righteous. A better place to start might be people who I DON'T want to meet. That list might include hippies, fashionable suitcoat wearers, laidback folk rockers, rock throwing assholes, art fags, shaggy haired fops, christians, rookie anarchists, people who say "Oh. My. God.!", baggy t-shirted urban hicks, gun owners, Bush likers, goatee-havers, and most importantly, cafe or small shop workers who are too cool for school.