• Jenn

      "Hi everyone. I live in Brooklyn near the park. I have a banjo and a ukelele and a ten dollar mandolin from ebay hanging on..."

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      • Jenn leaves people breathless. When she begins to think about something, she turns it into art: a song or a play. And in the process, as it passes through her, it is refined: polished and beautiful. She makes heartbreaking music out of pink slips and car horns. So that is one side of her -- but another side of her, perhaps unchanged since her days running track, is her ferocious will. She can thrive anywhere, and when you talk to her on the phone, she is so full of hope and worthy ambition that it is as if she was in the room. Since the beginning of our friendship, six years ago, I've watched Jenn become an artist by accumulating stories to tell. Stories seek her out. They wait impatiently for her glance. Stories about crowds, Brooklyn, armadillos -- they desert the New York streets like soldiers in love, hoping to become her words.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • when this girl does it, she does is hard, with depth, and determination, what a turn on.
      • Posted
      • Jenn is yummy like tapioca bubbles in
        your tea, and a conversation with her is
        just as filling.

        She might ask you, "What's Irish and
        sits out back?"
      • Posted
      • SO

        When I saw the spectacular Jenn Linz was
        a member of this demonic soul sucking
        electronic hellforce known as
        friendster, I COULDN'T WAIT TO ADD
        HER...then I found out that she had
        taken all my joy away (the joy of adding
        first and therefore implying that 'HAHA
        I took the time to add you first and
        therefore love you more') by adding ME
        first. Blast her and her promtness.

        SO

        If I had any musical talent I'd write
        her a song. But she'd cringe cause it
        wouldn't be able to compare at all to
        her beauteous elegaic melodies. Then
        she'd smile at me and tell me she loved
        it anyway because she's that much of a
        wonderful person and downright hottie
        bombahtie beeeyozznitch. But I'd feel
        bad cause I'd see the look of
        disappointment in her eyes -- that I
        can't be the next Paul Simon to sing her
        praises. And our friendship would be a
        sham of deceit and entrenched
        let-downedness. I don't have my
        thesaurus or I would have found a better
        word. Can't use disappointed twice.
        WE LOVE YOU JLNZ!
      • Posted
      • Even though she went to Stanford and
        Yale, Jenn is really actually a jerk. We
        once got in a fight and she bit part of
        my ear off! You should totally stay away
        from her. In fact, she paid me $50
        dollars to write this testimonial, and I
        heard she stole that money from someone
        in a burglery.

        But I guess if you ever want to know
        someone with a large collection of guns,
        she's pretty cool.
      • Posted
      • What to say about Jenn?

        She's just THE best person to sit on a couch
        with and discuss possible ramifications of
        Britney's upcoming pregnancy and reality
        show, the absurdity (yet importance) of Katie
        Holmes and Tom Cruise's "relationship," and
        how "Brangelina" is the foreshadowing of the
        apocalypse.

        Walking in public with her is only describable
        as having a one-day pass into the movie
        _Amelie_... you never know who you'll run
        into or how your day will be affected.

        Get gelato with her. Share a bottle of wine.
        Go for a run. Listen to her music. Then love
        her in no certain terms.

        Smooches!
      • Justin
      • Posted
      • Jenn gave the best concert I've ever been
        to. And only I was there! Men love her,
        women want to be her. And vice versa.
        I speak from experience.
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