Brandon Burkhart

St. Edward's University, Attended 1990 - 1994, Class of 1994, Bachelor's Degree, Theatre Arts

writer/comedian/actor

Spork, The Billingsley Estate, Tiny Bandeleros, Big News, ImprovOlympic Theatre, ACME Comedy Theatre

theatre, comedy, Spider-man, making movies, hiking, biking, camping, museums, travel, books, writing, Frenching, pretending to be Buddhist, tubthumping, karaoke, Bush bashing, Dallas Cowboys, San Antonio Spurs, Laker-hating, rearranging furniture

Grapes of Wrath, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy trilogy, Crime and Punishment, Lolita, R. Crumb, Journey Into the Night, The Shining, Moby Dick, The Winter of Our Discontent, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, Jean Paul-Sartre and other existentialist crap

Raising Arizona, Airplane, Kingpin, Apocalypse Now, Lost in Translation, 3 O'Clock High, Magnolia, 28 Days Later, 2001: A Space Oddysey, Groundhog Day

Flaming Lips, Radiohead, Brendan Benson, Cibo Mato, Neil Young, REM, They Might Be Giants, Eels, PJ Harvey, Beastie Boys

Simpsons, Meet the Press, Dave Chapelle, Nightline, Bill Maher, Conan O'Brien, Mr. Show, Larry Sanders, the people in my head

I was born in Crossfire Hurricane Adjacent. But it should
be okay at this point. In fact, it's neither a solid nor a
liquid.

I believe we are all put into each others' lives for a
reason. There are no coincidences. So hey, Fate, help a
brother out with a wealthy gullible nympho, would ya?!?!