Ben Morrison

NYU, Hard Knocks

New York University, Attended 1998 - 2001, Class of 2001, Bachelor's Degree, Fine Arts

comedian / actor / sometimes photographer

www.benmorrison.org

making people laugh, stand-up, actin', photography, reading internet news like I matter, drinking, smoking not cigarettes, being made to laugh, rejoycing.

Ender's Game, Youth in Revolt, The Potters, The Secret History, Fast Food Nation, Brave New World, Catcher, Anything Vonnegut, A Prayer for Owen Meany, The Alchemist, Unbearable Lightness, High Fidelity, Invisible Man et. more.

The Goonies / Stand By Me (untoppable 2 best), Finding Nemo, C Kane, Breakfast Club, Major League (nevergetsold), A Christmas Story (special), Pulp Friction, Swingers (best dialogue ever), Groundhog Day, Total Recall, Talented Mr. Ripley, Good Will H

The Killers, Orbital, Infected Mushroom, Death Cab for Cutie, Morphine, Faure, Gorecki, Jeff Buckley, Ticon, Wizzy, Miles, Air, Tennis, Postal Service, shit that realizes the importance of a bassline and a melody.

MTV2's Shitty Show Damage Control ('cause I'm on it), Arrested Development, Trailer Park Boys, Real Time, Entourage, The Office (dayum good), Mr. Show, Family Guy, Something on the web - fuck television.

Gemini

Most of the time I don't understand myself which is why taking the ride is so much fun. I'm a spaz, I fiddle, I write and need more attention than is good. I take a shitload of pictures, so if you're with me you will be well documented. I don't take too much seriously, which gets me in trouble, and in the door. My room monitors the Matrix, I can read green Asian code. I smile a lot, and am prone to reflective surfaces. I have many old good friends who I still love, and will make many more before I die. I like tickling. I'm loud and I perform comedy all the time. I have an acute inability to do anything but my own thing, and that's the way it's going to stay. A born eccentric, I don't believe in the Zodiac. I am a Gemini, and so am I.

You kick ass, you know it, and fuck everyone else.