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Occupation:
ramen noodler
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Affiliations:
i like to affiliate with myself from time to time
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Hobbies and Interests:
screaming circles, the architeuthis & sperm whale alliance, jousting, cackling, peanut butter, jelly, honey, two slices of bread, apples, hot things, this thing in my hand, bills, summons, dandruff, slinkies, hunks of cheese, the wonderful world of my own imagination
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Favorite Books:
moby dick, 100 years of solitude, to kill a mockingbird, lord of the rings, tour of the black clock, the jungle, on the road, calvin & hobbes, people's history of the united states
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Favorite Movies:
time bandits, dune, road warrior, blue velvet, jesus' son, donnie darko, a.i., chungking express, 2001, sweet and lowdown, clash of the titans, ghost world, clockwork orange, city of god, they live
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Favorite Music:
opeth, grandaddy, my morning jacket, elo, django reinhardt, blonde redhead, bjork, beck, okkervil river, neutral milk hotel, air, trembling bluestars, bee gees, deftones, prince, lambchop
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Favorite TV Shows:
six feet under is a very very good show. also so is firefly. i've been renting them
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About Me:
i ate a mushy apple
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Who I Want to Meet:
a crispy apple
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wish I could see him more often. And
now I am sad.
where we met tumor man and I farted on
budda. Fun was had by all and a lone
boy cried.
other times he can be a real pain in
the ass- especially when he has
bronchitis or when he has eaten too
many bean burritos from taco bell.
All in all a real cool guy, who is cute,
and will literally sweep you off your
feet, so hold on tight during the head
spin....
Corn O'Conner carney porn slur.
everything was going great, and then the
little bastard squeezed my stuff, so i
snapped at him, and he got all weird. i
still like the little man, and he said
he's gonna show me the dirty estoban, so
we're tight, but fuck dude, lay off my shit!