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Psychic Hotline Owner/Pastramo Breeder

Eyeliner, Ms Pacman, the moon, myBella, bloody marys, spirituality, cemeteries, flip flops, old buildings, gourmet, silicone, dreams, pop art, old photos, 4 lgd creatures, behaivor, sextalk, bugs, vampires, midnight, cowboys, mi amor Lucas, neon green, and test tube babies, sea men

Deep Thoughts, The Catcher in the Rye (so damn cliche), Running with Scissors, Anthem, Gone with the Wind, Atlas Shrugged, Ender's Game, Salem's Lot, Lord of the Flies, A Wrinkle in Time..Authors: Stephan King, Hunter S. Thompson, Bukowski.

Kill Bill I & II, The Shining, Shawshank Redemption, Goodbye Lenin, GardenState, Lost In Translation, Igby Goes Down, Secretary, Napoleon Dynamite, Cinema Paradiso, Spellbound, The Station Agent, Willy Wonka, 28 Days Later, Read My Lips, City of Lost Children, Run Lola Run, Dangerous Beauty, Tarantino Films, Tykwer, Lynch and Richie Films, Foreign Films, Indie Films, Documentaries, Johnny Depp Films, Performance Art, anything with passion, anything with Owen Wilson, Ben Stiller and Vince Vaughn.

Radiohead, White Stripes, Cure, Percy Sledge, Smiths, Coldplay, The Strokes, Counting Crows, U2, Prince, Willie Nelson, Edith Piaf, The Roots, Erykah Badu, Avalanches, Rancid, Van Morrison, Jack Johnson, 80's, Ed Harcourt.

Animal Planet, Croc Hunter, Court TV, E True Hollywood

I have a vivid, sometimes filthy imagination. Distractions, entertain me. Foreign lands and films. Going through life doing as little as possible but looking really really busy. According to Desire, as a child I had a hankering for stuffed animal sex. I like snakes, spiders, rats
and watching people trip but I pretend to have compassion. I hate phonies and hunters. I get bored easily but am usually fascinated by really boring things. I wish it was cute to crinkle your nose...'cause being blind and all...I do that a lot.

Will Ferrell "Hey there Derrick, my name's Little Cletis and I'm here
to tell you about the new Child Labor Laws..." and someone mentioned in the bible.
People who make their own jam, can name 500 different frog species, likes to do renditions of Buffalo Bill from Silence of the Lambs while looking in the mirror, competes in hot dog eating competions, can be cool without their clothes on, knows how to say at least 12 swear words in other languages, who can make me laugh so hard I pee, anyone who can draw a good LIGER or TIGON.