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      • Kevin
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      • You might find this wild panda munching
        hard on Maeda sushi in the valleys of
        Los Angeles, California or on the hot ski
        bunnies in the seductive town of
        ASSSSPEN, Colorado. Upon sighting
        this grizzly animal caution must be taken
        when approaching, be prepared to take
        Jager Bombs and shell out money for
        Texas Hold'em games. At all costs
        become friends with this beast for he
        will use his Eagle claw fighting style in
        your defense.
      • Evey
      • Posted
      • John drinks Manishevits.
      • Jamie
      • Posted
      • I love bunnies. John is a bunny.
        Therefore I love John. :)
      • Eleonore
      • Posted
      • john is obsessed with himself in the
        best way possible.
      • Brian
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      • All i know is that anyone that can
        sport a bunny suit to a thrice /
        thursday concert has FUCKING STYLE ...
        DR K you rock
      • Kristin
      • Posted
      • I once saw John make out with a old
        woman during a game of Spin the Bottle,
        then we stole a life-size Captain
        Morgan cut-out and terrorized people
        with it for the rest of the night. John
        has always been a good guy. I don't
        know what this pre-med shit is though,
        that fool would never operate on my
        ass. I miss hanging out with you guys
        and I'm glad you've kept up the
        tradition of the drinking team having a
        snowboarding problem. Good job, my
        boy, good job.
      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • Before John met me, he was an
        overweight econ major who liked to
        crash snowboard team vans. After he
        met me? He's a wicked swoll pre-med
        and the VP of the team. Coincidence? I
        think not! John one had a dream that
        we were married and I tasted like sea
        water. I think he might be catching
        onto the fact that I'm actually a
        mermaid. I had a dream once where he
        was the subject of an experiment where
        he had to learn the Swiss Family
        Robinson theme song on the piano. He
        does a really good 3 second impression
        of a mobster too.
      • Erin
      • Posted
      • johns the coolest. he convinced these
        girls that my roommate is the girl from
        jurassic park and they freaked out and
        wanted to shake her hand and stuff.
        maybe you had to be there... im not
        sure. anyways, i think out i should
        also mention that john is such a hot
        stud. seriously john, where do you meet
        all these hot chicks in bikinis!? i am
        definitely impressed.
      • Hoang
      • Posted
      • I taught John everything he knows about
        DJing.. and pimping on girls for that
        matter.

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