Miss Melanie Alford

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      • Jill
      • Posted
      • Miz Mel, I hope this testimonial makes
        up for the fact that I oh-so-regretfully
        missed your birthday party! Ok, nothing
        can make up for not showing up, I know
        that. But anyway...I feel like our bond
        runs stronger and deeper than the
        relatively short time I've known you.
        Could you be a long-lost Jewish sister
        who wandered from the tribe? Maybe
        we'll all make babies one day. Maybe
        your boobs will rub off on me. Maybe
        we'll find out you were my mom in a
        previous life. Maybe you'll make a homo
        out of me yet. None of it matters--you're
        mischpocheh, always. Love you!
      • Boogie
      • Posted
      • People can go on and on about the tits, and
        that's just fine, I am so right there with y'all,
        BUT there is A LOT more to Miss MELON-Y
        than her amazing tits. What?? that IS how
        you spell her name!
      • Renee
      • Posted
      • Until I met Melanie, I never knew there
        existed unjudging souls. This one is
        for real and as true as they come. I
        can't imagine life without her.
        Melanie doesn't know how to do 1/2-way.
        When she loves you, you know it. When
        she believes in it, she fights. When
        she wants it, she works for it and gets
        it.
        Melanie is the best friend I've ever
        had. She is stunning inside and out,
        has mind boggling tits, and is a dirty,
        dirty girl (really). Her insight is
        haunting and she has a shoe fetish that
        could compete with Ms. Marcos.
        I don't know what I did to deserve her
        in my life, but I am eternally grateful
        for all that she is.
      • Peggy Sue
      • Posted
      • Melanie is obsessed with tits. And
        that's a good thing because if you
        ask her nicely she'll let you touch
        hers. Please don't buy her innocent
        girlie attitude because she's really
        just a wicked dirty slut. And oh yeah,
        she is a very crafty bitch.
      • Button
      • Posted
      • If it's worth doing, it's worth
        overdoing, and let me tell you, from
        the little I know about Melanie, she
        KNOWS what's worth doing. From
        community-building to cleavage-
        enhancing, this lady has got her
        priorities STRAIGHT! Also, she's a babe
        and a sweetheart!
      • kight
      • Posted
      • Melanie makes me nervous in a very good
        way. It's the cleavage. She makes
        things happen. Lots of things happen.
        She's witty, good with words, creative
        and naughty.
      • Bret
      • Posted
      • Melanie's sooooo hot, that grown women
        become little girls when ever she's
        near.

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