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The day this summer I absent-mindedly dove into the ocean and lost my glasses in the surf
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"I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake. I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. I'm a special individual..."
More about Dave
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More About Dave
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Schools (Other):
School of Hard Knocks, School of Rock, Schools of Fish
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College/University:
Concordia University-Portland, Attended 1994 - 1997, Class of , Other, Social Work, switched to Theology
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Occupation:
programmer waiting to be discovered by NBA scouts
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Affiliations:
Association of Computing Machinery
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Hobbies and Interests:
fatherhood, philosophy, authenticity, flirting, religion, women, tattoos, sushi, music, writing, reading, tomato juice, fishing
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Favorite Books:
Lullaby, Rubicon Beach, The Sea Came in at Midnight, Diary, Choke, Fight Club, Rorty and his Critics, all early and some later John Irving, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Crime and Punishment, A Separate Peace, The Sun Also Rises, most Milan Kundera
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Favorite Movies:
Thumbsucker, Lost In Translation, Naked, Punch Drunk Love, 21 grams, Marat Sade, The Reflecting Skin, The Big Lebowski, The Ice Storm, Buffalo 66, Betty Blue, After Hours, Blue Velvet, Five Corners, all Wes Anderson, all Alan Rudolph except Trixie, Breaking the Waves, How to Get Ahead in Advertising, LA Story, Withnail and I, Ghost World, The Manchurian Candiate, Zoolander
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Favorite Music:
Elliott Smith, The Mars Volta, Radiohead, Metric, Distillers, older Modest Mouse, System of a Down, Pixies, Iggy Pop, Tom Waits, Ramones, Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Guided By Voices, Ween, Elvis Costello, Dresden Dolls, X, Brahms, Ella Fitzgerald, Hank Williams Sr., The Kills, Motorhead, Rollins Band, Louis Prima, most P.J. Harvey, Nick Cave, Classic Blues (Leadbelly, Robert Johnson, Lonnie Johnson, Snooks Eaglin, etc.), Louis Jordan, Soundgarden, Chris Cornell, Cat Power, Pogues
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Favorite TV Shows:
6' Under, CSPAN, Sopranos, Chappelle's Show, The Daily Show, Real Time w/ Bill Maher, Invader Zim, Mr. Show
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About Me:
I am not a unique and beautiful snowflake. I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world. I'm a special individual with lots to offer.
I cry a lot at movies -- mostly comedies.
I have done every dumb thing you can name, and some that probably don't even have a name. I'm a responsible, productive member of society.
I love people, one on one. I'm a "people person!." I'm a misanthrope. I cannot wait for the big Near Earth Orbit Asteroid that will collide with the earth and wipe us all out (face it, we deserve it).
I am kind, generous, polite, tactless, rude and insensitive.
Crazy women with boyfriends are drawn to me like angry bees are drawn to people who are about to be stung by angry bees. Bee stings hurt.
I'm an optimist; but I know that this is going to get worse.
I had a list of things I've quit here, but most of them I've started back up again. I hate managing lists, so lets just agree that bad habits or lack thereof just aren't worth enumerating.
http://www.stinky.com/mrfredsmoothie has music I recorded in Portland, OR. Listen to it, it's free.
I'm up late a lot: AIM=sm00th1e4u. IM me if you're really my friend, I'm probably bored.
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Who I Want to Meet:
The person who stole the end of my pr
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Testimonials and Comments for Dave
with boy friends..... and he actually is a
beautiful snowflake....and he can sing....
he is probably the most fun karaoke
partner i have ever had.... and yes i am
smarter than him:)
ago, he told me that I would one day be president
of the United States. That was a fucking lie.
Unfortunately, I didn't realize that until I paid a
consulting firm 16 grand last year to do a feasibility
study of my candidacy. They said I was qualified,
but that I would never be able to fully extricate
myself from the worldwide controversy caused by
my seminal novella "Penishead and the Party." So
I'm a little bitter about that, but I still love Dave. I
keep learning new things about him; for example,
that he is a computer genius. And that he is capable
of attaining body types other than poetically
malnourished. And that he has an amazing long-
term memory, something I didn't realize in the early
years of our friendship because we didn't really
have any memories yet.
the 'burgh at a ".com" (I use that term
loosely). Hes a super smart, insanely
funny, "keep you on your toes" kind of
guy (and also a brilliant JAVA coder).
We had a blast in and out of work -
sometimes too much. He always had good
advice to give in my crazy and
bizarre "love life". He actually helped
me and my husband get together
(aka "The Plan" - see Dave, told you it
would work!). My favorite story about
Dave is when he worked at a beer
manufactoring company in Seattle and
knocked over an entire new batch of
bottles fresh off the assembly line(or
something close to that). If you
haven't heard the story, you have to
have him tell it!
plus my hommie is wicked smart. and can
drink more wiskey than most people. and
to top it off his wife is hot as
hell....