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"I smell like chlorine."
More about Alisa
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Messaging Off[Restricted to Alisa's friends] |
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Occupation:
Lap Swimming
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Hobbies and Interests:
Flotation Devices, Public Service Announcements, Epidemics, Pathologies, Flotsum and Jetsum, Spiders, Bridges, Scars.
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Favorite Books:
Weetzie Bat, Hobo, The Count of Monte Cristo, Onion Compilations, The Ultimate Fit or Fat, Mr. Vertigo and most anything by Paul Auster, Dangerous Drawings, Eight Ball comics, nonfiction political trash
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Favorite Movies:
Death to Smoochie, Room with a View, The Fugitive, Goonies, The Royal Tenenbaums, Teen Witch, So I Married a Crazy Person
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Favorite Music:
Interpol, Yo La Tengo, Mark Lanegan, Jackson 5, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Badly Drawn Boy, Magnetic Fields and lots of other stuff too!
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Favorite TV Shows:
Red Dwarf, Home Movies, Six Feet Under, Animal Cops, Cops, South Park, Daily Show, Oprah, Rollie Pollie Ollie, but I freakin' hate the Wiggles
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About Me:
I smell like chlorine.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who lurk in dark allys and Hobos.
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at a New Years Eve party. Her and her
friend each had on vehery busty
dresses. I thought to
myself,"Sweet!.......Sluts!"
Turns out I was wrong, she's actually a
lesbian, trapped inside of a straight
girl, who thinks she's straight, but
likes girls, who are gay, but think
their not, and wish they were.
mrs.B (aka my boss) blamed me for
alisa'a shaved head and nose ring.
yippee.