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"In bed on my broken-ass back.. Daydreaming of the kinda crap Jimmy Buffett sings about.. Mmmm painkillers and boredom."
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Schools (Other):
RCDS dropout, Desisto Runaway, SVA dropout, you see a pattern here?
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Occupation:
cripple
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Affiliations:
MasterCard, Visa, American Express
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Hobbies and Interests:
making money, sleeping, complaining about the weather, scribbling bad song lyrics on cheap furniture with a magic marker
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Favorite Books:
If I Ran the Circus, The Cat in the Hat Comes Back
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Favorite Movies:
Bis ans Ende der Welt, Tron, Alice in den Stdten, Mon Oncle, Playtime!, Die Hard, Police Academy 3: Back In Training, Beverly Hills Cop, True Stories, Stop Making Sense
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Favorite Music:
R.E.M, pavement, Talking Heads, Rolling Stones, Letters to Cleo, Dambuilders, Juliana Hatfield, The B-52s, Helicopter Helicopter, Fats Domino, Ray Charles, elastica, The Jesus And Mary Chain, Cracker & Camper, Dandy Warhols
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Favorite TV Shows:
Dick Van Dyke Show, The State, Double Dare, Parker Lewis Can't Lose, Fraggle Rock, Monty Python's Flying Circus, My So Called Life, The Twilight Zone, The Prisoner, Braingames, You Can't Do That on Television!
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Zodiac Sign:
Capricorn
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About Me:
In bed on my broken-ass back.. Daydreaming of the kinda crap Jimmy Buffett sings about.. Mmmm painkillers and boredom.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People. Lots and lots of people. I'm gonna need a sanitizer sponsorship by the time I'm done meeting all the people I want to meet.
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I were in a cemetery. He dug up a body
and did the best damned Archie Andrews
impression I've ever seen. I laughed so
hard that I tripped and busted my head
open on a headstone. He didn't take me
to the hospital, classic Riff.
guy who invented music. The guy who
invented music was Michael Bolton. You don't
want to admit it, you hipsters, but it's true.