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"I live in NYC and read the bumps on the head of the
Internet, or something like that.
Previously, I was a journalist,..."
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職業:
Phrenologist
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興趣愛好:
trucker hats, photography, bicycling, kickball, omphaloskepsis, blogging, jazz, monkey pox, bulgarian bar, wilding, purposeless wandering, hot monkey sex
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最喜歡的書:
The Master and Margarita, Skinny Legs and All, Dotcon, The Spy Who Came in From the Cold, The Tipping Point, The Power and the Glory, A Coffin for Dimitrios, Thought Gang, The Corrections
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最喜歡的電影:
Brazil, Repo Man, Blood Simple, The Seven Samari, The King of Comedy, Pi, 25th Hour, Lost in Translation
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最喜歡的音樂:
Lambert Hendricks and Ross, Thelonious Monk, Patricia Barber, Ella Fitzgerald, Joe Williams, Charles Brown, Frank Zappa, Radiohead, Portishead, Eminem, The Fugs, The Cramps, Gogol Bordello, and lots, lots more
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最喜歡的電視節目:
I Love Lucy, The Simpsons, Sienfeld, Letterman, Twin Peaks, The Muppet Show, Northern Exposure, Andy Richter Controls the Universe
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關於我:
I live in NYC and read the bumps on the head of the
Internet, or something like that.
Previously, I was a journalist, living abroad in Budapest,
Hungary for five years in the early 1990s, co-founder and
editor for 2-1/2 years of Budapest Week newspaper. Other
domiciles over the years have included San Francisco,
Missoula (Montana) and the British Virgin Islands.
See also http://bruner.net/blog
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我想要結識的人:
Would love to meet bicyclists in Manhattan for 20-40 mile
weekend rides. I have an okay hybrid, but you'll kick my
butt if you're on a nice bike and in great shape.
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got a beer , sat down in front of the
window , and immediately noticed
Rick Bruner sitting by the window,
crying.
I figured I would try to cheer him up a
little, so I asked Rick why he was
crying.
By way of reply he said, "Look out that
window. Do you see all of those
streets out there? I built them, all of
them, with my bare hands. But do
they call me 'RICK - The Street
Builder?' no..."
"Now, look out that window. Do you
see those docks, down on the river? I
built them, all of them, with my bare
hands. But do they call me 'RICK -
The Dock Builder?' no..."
"And over there. Do you see that
beautiful neighborhood? All those
wonderful houses? I built those too.
All of them, with my bare hands. But
do they call me 'RICK - The Home
Builder?' no...
"BUT YOU FUCK ONE GOAT!!!"
ain't heard tell of Rick Bruner the way
I reckon him-
Scoundrel, Ice- Veined Robber Baron
in Waiting, Liar, Cuckhold, Amature
Phrenologist, and above all mayor of
this town. It was the days of 49, and
like most of my ilk, I headed west to
pan for gold. After the Tammany Hall
boys got done with their slander and
their bully pulpit I wasn't able to sell
so much as a pushcart knish without
the governor breathing down my
neck like Old Nick himself. I pulled
up stakes, and headed out in search
of other beefs. I soon fell in with a
colorful gang of miscreants, all
skipping their shout in one way or
tother. I wound up on the wrong side
of what came to be known as the
Rick Bruner claim. While every man,
jack, and Gold hearted whore had
come to the region in search of
golden riches, Bruner had staked out
a rich vein of something he called
"Tungsten . At the time, this soft
metal was nigh on to worthless, but
45 years later- Ol Bruner made a
killing. A crazy old coot by the name
of Thomas Alva Edison invented
electricity and with it, the light bulb.
The substance we had come to call
Bruner's Folley was sorely needed
for the new doohickeys. Back then,
we all sat around the chow hall
arguing about the new community
and what to call it. Toothless Rick
wanted to call it Twin Fork Falls
Landing Brunerville, after himself of
course, and a series of inappropriate
adjectives. The rag tag collection of
miner's shanties and dry goods
canteens was nowhere near any
river, much less one that Two forks in
it, nor was their anything like a falls
or grouping of flat rock a fella could
call a landing in his right mind.
Toothless Joe reconnoitered for a
spell and spat out "Fuckerton under
his breath real quicklike. This was
not unusual for Toothless Joe to spit
out the foulest cusswords God's
ears ever had the displeasure to
consider, being as how he had the
Tourette's something fierce and
would quite his demons with whisky,
euchre, and yet more swearing. It
was a fine thing indeed , as in some
of the neighboring camps, cuss
words was used as currency. "That'll
cost you two fucks and a shit was a
cry often heard when talking to a
roper, rounder, or milener. "I only
have a Goddamn and a fucknugget
ballwipe would come back in the
way of a reply. Toothless Injun
Preacher Sam was in favor of "
Whisky Dick Hop which was
considered for a while, being as how
Sam had seen it in a vision. I should
get around to telling you that
everyone in camp was toothless. But
on with the story. After a spell I piped
up with: "Why don't we call it Sodomy
Gulch? "If Sodomy's afoot the ages
will know it has the stink of Bruner
o'nt Folks thought that was a mighty
fine Idea. That's how I can welcome
you to the Sodomy Gulch Visitor's
Center. Now take pity on an old
prospector and buy me some rotgut.
I'll even do a buck and wing fer
ya..........
dynamite lady!
I mean it! She's there to share,
There to care, an all around go -
getter. And what she gets is hugs and
smiles from me and everyone else in the
Unitarian Teen Recovery Club. No silly,
it's not about recovering from being
Unitarian, although sometimes I wish it
were-( not! ha!). What it's really
about is making a positive impact on
the life of a teen or young person who
have a problem with substance abuse.
And believe me, Rick Bruner has done
that in spades. Rick is one young lady
with her head screwed on straight. In
these days of being after
Sept.11thness, and the internet, and
drugs-there is a lot of temptations
that can surround a young person,
Unitarian or not. That's why we started
the Recovery Club. Rick was there to
lend a helping hand from day one-At
first we all thought her ideas
about "Rap" sessions were all corny and
whatnot. Some of us raised our hands
timidly and asked: "You mean like
Eminem?. A wave of laughter swept the
room. As we composed ourselves, Rick
carefuly explained what A "Rap Session"
was all about. Boy am I ever glad that
she took the time when no one else
would. As it turns out, talking about
your feelings is a good way to know
about your feelings and I wouldn't have
known that with out the support of this
very special lady.
Get well soon!
the "homosexual" in the
word "homosexual". But seriously, I kid.
I Kid because I seethe. If I could just
bring the room down for a minute, can
we get a light on me? No? Ok then. Are
you sure about that light? I just wanna
say, from the bottom of my heart, that
when I first met Rick I thought"What's
America getting so all fired hincty
about this Bruner cat for?" (pause for
tearing up) I mean, the ofay puts the
ug-lay tooya in a no holds barred, all
you- can- eat buffet of ug that
curdles the mind as well as the
groin.Then I noticed, or didn't notice
I should say, the almost non existant
penis. Shit, not only is he a double
bagger but the Kerveh's hung like a
housefly. No wonder he's so angry and
comes across all stupidlike.But I
digress. Drive safely. try the veal.
information in his brain. That is all.