Simone

dog

EATING, sleeping, playing, sniffing butts, sleeping, eating poo, getting a massage, eating

Virgo

I'm not a pug, a boston terrier, an English bulldog, or a vietnamese potbellied pig. I'm a French Bulldog, frenchie for short. I'm a little cuddle bug. If I'm being touched by a human or getting my neck rubbed, I'm in heaven. Did I mention I like to eat (so what if I'm a little pudgy around the middle). Well, it more than just a passtime for me. I just moved in with a human and my new alpha, Chante. She's awesome. The human is a bit high strung. He seems to not like it when I relieve myself in front of the door we usually go out to pee and poop. But hey, I made it that far, I should get some credit. He also seems to get upset when I eat my poo. Hey, it tastes just like that food he's always feeding me. What's the big deal? And then he won't let me lick him. He's got to learn to lighten up.

I pretty much love everyone and everyone seems to love me, so I want to meet everyone I can in this great big new world.