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Interested In:
Just looking around
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Member Since:
May 2003
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Hometown:
Long Beach...HOLLA!
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Company:
Every Post House and Lesbian Bar on the I-5 corridor.
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Rob's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/195722
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Other education:
Bates Technical College, Tacoma, WA "The Fighting Veterinary Assistants!"
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Occupation:
Video Editor, Lesbian Bar Bouncer
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Affiliations:
Skull & Bones, Jews for Jesus, and P.A.T.T.S. (People Against Things That Suck)
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What I enjoy doing:
Goofing on Indie Yuppies, Shame Spirals, and Baking with Anti-Depressants.
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Favorite Books:
The Quiet American, The Cold 6000, Hamlet, The World's Most Dangerous Places (vol. 5), The Complete Writings of Thomas Jefferson
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Favorite Movies:
The one where the police chief is all pissed off at the loose canon detective who doesn't play by the rules.
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Favorite Music:
Mark Lanegan, Queens of the Stone Age, Gram Parsons, The Black Keys, Stereo Total, The Rolling Fucking Stones Bro!
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Favorite TV Shows:
I don't own a TV, That makes me better than you. Fuckin' Prole!
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About Me:
Well, I couldn't be more excited about this Friendster
thing.The whole concept of going out meeting people and
having sex with them was so over rated. Now I can be the
shut in I always wanted to be! God, if they only
had "Workster" and "Foodster". I could put on a diaper and
die in my chair! GO US!
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'm an old fashioned type of guy. I like to meet people in
bars, jails, massage parlors, and crime scenes.
So, if you are in to the above or have huge tits and get
good cocaine lets hook up!
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with the big tits always be on his jock. He is an
amazing DJ and can breakdance like a
muthafucka and he can do whatever else is cool
at the moment.
Robb figured out how to train our
cocker spaniel Tiffany to shit on
command. We'd be walking her and Robb
would say Shit Tiff, Shit, and she'd
just stop right there and do her
business. Robb got her on Letterman's
stupid Pet Tricks and before long
people were paying attention to us on
the college campus. But Tiffany didn't
do so well. She loved the attention
and started shitting everywhere. On
the carpet, on the couch, even in the
bathtub. Robb and I both tried to de-
train her but it just did not work. We
put a post up on Craig's List and gave
her to this Old Lady who lost her sense
of smell. Robb never was the same
after giving Tiffany away-- neither was
I for that matter.