oooh! The Friendster prompt says that
my testimonial is THE FIRST, so that
means I gotta rock this shit. ::deep
breath... does various yoga
stretches... cracks neck:: ok. ready.
Laura(a.k.a.- the one and only emo
gangsta, L-boogie) is my friend, my
dawg, my homie, and fellow Dozo-ite.
We came up with the Gangsta CoHan
Arista anthem together. On various
occasions, we laughed and scoffed at
the countless inferior human specimens
that aimlessly wandered the halls of
our high school. Laura always dominated
in all things math and science, while I
stood aside and let her ascend to her
throne as "Queen of everything that
makes Aurea's GPA cry". Anyway, Laura
kicks ass(literally and
figuratively::karate yell::) Sooo, if
you don't love this girl,I'm sorry to
let you know, but you're not cool and I
might have to urinate on you. But,
here's your opportunity to get to know
her awesomeness. So, chop, chop! Get to
it!
my testimonial is THE FIRST, so that
means I gotta rock this shit. ::deep
breath... does various yoga
stretches... cracks neck:: ok. ready.
Laura(a.k.a.- the one and only emo
gangsta, L-boogie) is my friend, my
dawg, my homie, and fellow Dozo-ite.
We came up with the Gangsta CoHan
Arista anthem together. On various
occasions, we laughed and scoffed at
the countless inferior human specimens
that aimlessly wandered the halls of
our high school. Laura always dominated
in all things math and science, while I
stood aside and let her ascend to her
throne as "Queen of everything that
makes Aurea's GPA cry". Anyway, Laura
kicks ass(literally and
figuratively::karate yell::) Sooo, if
you don't love this girl,I'm sorry to
let you know, but you're not cool and I
might have to urinate on you. But,
here's your opportunity to get to know
her awesomeness. So, chop, chop! Get to
it!