A quivering pile of useless flesh, locked in a padded cell
Hidden from the prying eyes of curiousity
Experimental surgery made him what he is today
His head is rotting but his body lives on as a
worthless vegetable
Unknown to mankind, the incredible power of his mind
REWRITE OF SUBMISSION #1: Ron is so nice you are to call him RonRon (i don't have to because of the connection we have). Ron says he is an Aquarius--don't believe it. I don't know why he feels he has to make up stories about being a water sign. Ive done a lot of dishes at Comedy Central and one thing I noticed was how meticulous Ron was about cleaning his recycles (cans of Spaghettios) and the many hours of practicing spit takes (the importance of a fine mist). And he is really nice.
Is "interpersonally exploitative", i.e., uses others to achieve his or her own ends
Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with or acknowledge the feelings and needs of others. Transplanting human life
Rotten organs, restal pus
Spitting up your galbladder
Donation of bodily organs carved from broken bodies
Eyes melting, skin exploding
Every bloody bleeding
Gasoline is the bloodline that keeps America moving. Our personal vehicles alone guzzle 65 billion gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel each year, and that number is projected to increase by 2.6 percent each year.
Tracking gas prices can feel like a roller coaster ride. They're down one month, up the next, before shooting up more than 30 percent in a year, like they did from 2003 to 2004. Plus, they're different depending on where you look.
shift away from "lower" types of variety entertainment, its relation with "legitimate" theatre, and the incorporation of video.
Don't say "slob" or &quo
RESUBMISSION: I met Ron in NYC. He was introduced to me by a mutual friend, Laura Kightlinger We took a cab ride to the Comic Strip. It was during that cab ride that he told me he was living in San Francisco. When I came to SF to play the Holy City Zoo, I stayed with Ron and some other comics at the apartment that I called Comedy Central. Because of Ron, I was known as Liz White from New York. A year later I came out again to do comedy and ended up living on the West Coast. If there was no Ron, where would I have stayed? I think that Ron is the reason why I live in the Bay Area and not NYC living out of a tin can. (NOTE: Ron please punch up)
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Ron is yummy...
donning those trademark edible neck
ties
or not.
Where do you *find* those ties Ron?
Ron is the best back-seat driver I've
ever encountered. He'll tell you the
quickest way to the Westside, AFTER
you've already gotten on the 101 in
dead lock traffic. But I forgive him
because when he takes an antenna and a
plastic bag on stage and swirls it
around, I feel like I'm watching
genius. I FEEL Like. I am not
neccessarily, watching, genius.
Smasher! Devourer!
Reclaimer!
I'll not hide from you Ron.
NO! You are not the Newbreed but you are
the Flashpoint!
The Edgecrusher!
Smasher! Devourer!
Reclaimer!
You tell the way it's You!....Ron!
They're hands are always out, Ron!
Always Out!
Cast Out Ron!
Complete It!
Your Life is a Fanrasy!
NO! A Fantasy....Not a Fanrasy!
Where are you going?
Your Doom awaits You!
Reclaimer!
Testimonials and Comments for Ron
Hidden from the prying eyes of curiousity
Experimental surgery made him what he is today
His head is rotting but his body lives on as a
worthless vegetable
Unknown to mankind, the incredible power of his mind
Devoid of empathy. Is unable or unwilling to identify with or acknowledge the feelings and needs of others. Transplanting human life
Rotten organs, restal pus
Spitting up your galbladder
Donation of bodily organs carved from broken bodies
Eyes melting, skin exploding
Every bloody bleeding
Gasoline is the bloodline that keeps America moving. Our personal vehicles alone guzzle 65 billion gallons of gasoline and diesel fuel each year, and that number is projected to increase by 2.6 percent each year.
Tracking gas prices can feel like a roller coaster ride. They're down one month, up the next, before shooting up more than 30 percent in a year, like they did from 2003 to 2004. Plus, they're different depending on where you look.
shift away from "lower" types of variety entertainment, its relation with "legitimate" theatre, and the incorporation of video.
Don't say "slob" or &quo
donning those trademark edible neck
ties
or not.
Where do you *find* those ties Ron?
ever encountered. He'll tell you the
quickest way to the Westside, AFTER
you've already gotten on the 101 in
dead lock traffic. But I forgive him
because when he takes an antenna and a
plastic bag on stage and swirls it
around, I feel like I'm watching
genius. I FEEL Like. I am not
neccessarily, watching, genius.
Reclaimer!
I'll not hide from you Ron.
NO! You are not the Newbreed but you are
the Flashpoint!
The Edgecrusher!
Smasher! Devourer!
Reclaimer!
You tell the way it's You!....Ron!
They're hands are always out, Ron!
Always Out!
Cast Out Ron!
Complete It!
Your Life is a Fanrasy!
NO! A Fantasy....Not a Fanrasy!
Where are you going?
Your Doom awaits You!
Reclaimer!