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"Scary movies freak me out for days after I've seen them.
I've been called 'Dorothy Parker', 'Wednesday Adams'
and 'you..."
More about Shannon
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Occupation:
filmmaker
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Hobbies and Interests:
writing, painting, reading, drinking, sleeping, visiting museums, traveling, watching someone else do my dishes, hanging up on people because I'm too lazy to say goodbye, convincing someone that I'm famous
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Favorite Books:
The Elephant and Other Short Stories by Slawomir Mrozek, Lonely Planet guide books, Learn 'fill in a language' in 10 Minutes a Day, Everything by Edward Gorey, The Hero With a Thousand Faces by Joseph Campbell, atlases
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Favorite Movies:
Lost in Translation, Fearless, Ed Wood, Running on Empty, Henry Fool, Real Men, The Fifth Element, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Anything with a car chase through cobble stoned European streets.
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Favorite Music:
Fatal Mambo, Albina, Tarika, Diva, Anything on a *42* label mixed by Lynn, the airconditioner's hum, the vacuum cleaner, the elevator approaching, jazz (but only at LACMA)
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Favorite TV Shows:
Law & Order 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 9pm (in that order). Actually I have to go to friends houses to watch tv, the talking box in my place is more of a monitor for my VCR and DVD players.
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About Me:
Scary movies freak me out for days after I've seen them.
I've been called 'Dorothy Parker', 'Wednesday Adams'
and 'you got a name?' I like to cook peasant food. My
favorite color is burnt sienna. My totem animal is a
grasshopper.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Someone with a winning lottery ticket, a stylist, anyone
that knows of a job opening, collaberators for a bank
heist I've planned (need a driver for the get-a-way car),
other filmmakers, people who can escape to a matinee
in the middle of the week (no crowds, no popcorn
munching) and of course folks who like to laugh loud
and often.
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world...as she has all of ours. Great
at croquet, a talented painter, the
best bathtub phone pal, and an
awesome (I mean, you'll be in awe at
her pint-size capacity to consume a
pint) drinking pal. Lovely. Simply
lovely. A great conversationalist and
a great rack all in one woman. One
would be grateful to know this little
Irish Shan-rock. Unless, of course,
one is playing celebrities. She's
OKAY...
a girl, she can (and will) drink any
and all of you under the table. She's
hilarious, most of the time on purpose,
sometimes unintentional. She loves Amy
and David Sedaris as much as I do, so
we make for a crazy duo!! One of these
days we'll get our Amy Sedaris
mockumentary made, and then it's all
over!
because she is darkly funny and
mentally sharp like the very pointy
teeth on barracudas. (And because it's
fun to say things like, "Dorothy
Parker just e-mailed me from Prague!)
Don't even attempt to spar with her
wit - you'll lose, dude. Here is how
clever she is: once when she was on
set, she painted her power drill pink
and named it La Femme Makita. She says
she would rather rule in Hell than
serve in Heaven. If I believed in
either of those places, I would take
the bullet train south pronto and make
do with the lack of air conditioning,
two-headed snakes and all the other
irritants in Hades rather than live
without Dot for the rest of eternity
because man, that would suck.