Tessa

      "I used to talk about food a lot, and I still sometimes do. I've literally never lit a match. I briefly (and casually) once..."

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      • Schools (Other):

        Wheeler High School, UGA, Athens Technical College

      • Occupation:

        In transit.

      • Affiliations:

        Phi Kappa Literary Society

      • Hobbies and Interests:

        Failing to titillate, writing bad poetry, listening to good music on good headphones, quivering

      • Favorite Books:

        Pulp, substance, trash, literature, poetry, prose.

      • Favorite Movies:

        Potential movies, movies-to-be, and hypothetical movies.

      • Favorite Music:

        Varies. Currently infatuated with: Mediaeval Baebes, Daughter Darling, Massive Attack, Delerium, Creedence Clearwater Revival, and that one song "Murder" by the Radiation Kings.

      • Favorite TV Shows:

        I don't watch TV.

      • Zodiac Sign:

        Aries

      • About Me:

        I used to talk about food a lot, and I still sometimes do. I've literally never lit a match. I briefly (and casually) once dated somebody I met on a dating site. I am moving to Shetland in November. I forgot about this site for half a year or more. I think Henrietta Leavitt was really nifty. I get very antsy around groups of girls, though I'm usually very friendly in one-on-one settings. I have worked in the adult entertainment industry. I was born left-handed and converted to right-handedness. I shaved my head for reasons not involving aesthetics. I have synesthesia. I used to be a Livejournal addict. I will eat nearly anything and like to meet others who are also unpicky. I rarely approve of pictures others take of me. I know the difference between "its" and "it's". I enjoy placing periods outside of quotation marks. I recently decided to stop disliking Sarah Brightman. I still hate folding laundry. I have very few reliable personality traits; I am equal parts hermit and social butterfly, stickler and rule bender. I admit to everything I have on my iTunes playlist (from opera to Ciara). I like corsetry. I am halfway between Libertarian and Green. I know how to mix bleach and developer in proper proportions and strengths. I miss my late mother. I tried to teach myself Maori (and gave up). I enjoy books about submarine warfare. I think Cyndi Lauper's cover of "When You Were Mine" is awesome. I learned how to sew before I learned how to kiss. I like consistency. Except when I don't.

      • Who I Want to Meet:

        I'd like to meet somebody who knows that the prompt (Describe Who You Want to Meet:) should read "whom"--but who, in the next 24 hours, will have forgotten about the grammatical error and instead be focusing on matters of beauty, gravity, and consequence. Like shoelaces. Or avocado. Or the Muppets.

      Testimonials and Comments for Tessa

      • David
      • Posted
      • I've known Tessa for quite some time
        now. Ah the memories...who else would
        sneak out of the house to run through
        sprinklers at 2 AM? And she always has
        exquisitely painted fingernails.
        What's more, she has a brand new niece
        who is one very lucky niece indeed, and
        knows it. In sum, Tessa rocks.
      • Laura
      • Posted
      • Well. Let me tell you about Tessa... she's
        not the neatest person I've ever met by a
        long run, but she's pretty darn nice! And I
        enjoyed having her as a freshman
        roommate, except for all those nights when
        she brought random boys home from
        downtown... just kidding!!! She's such a cool
        and sweet and wonderful persoanlity to
        know!
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • I SQUEALED when I saw Tessa's baby
        photo on this profile. Especially
        because she is still that cute today.
        Cutest when mad about bad decorating,
        folks, I tell ya! I was witness to it
        today! I love this girl...
      • John
      • Posted
      • Tessa is very, well, Tessa. She is fun,
        wild, crazy, exciting, exotic, and a
        little bit ticklish :-D. She does great
        lesbian body shots (even though she isnt
        a lesbian) and chugs little tubs of feta
        in erotic fasion at The Grill. Wild,
        crazy, and one of the bestest friends in
        the world. If you dont know Tessa, you
        should. Everyone needs a Tessa in their
        life. Problem is, there is only one!
      • Alex
      • Posted
      • Tessa Tessa Tessa. I like Tessa. She
        is a good girl and she has nice hair.
        By he way, no, I don't smoke.
      • Anne
      • Posted
      • To sum up Tessy into a mere few
        sentances would be far to painful an
        experience. I'm sure I'd leave out
        something important. So, I'll just
        have to be content with saying that my
        dear Tessy is awesome and everything
        to everyone. She is just super
        fantastic. And I blame her for all
        the bad and good in my life. And I
        must blame our parents for forcing us
        to hang out together as small,
        impressionable children. Wee!
      • Megan
      • Posted
      • Tessaloo, I love you! You are my
        messy Tessy always in my heart. How
        could I even begin to list our
        priceless memories? Mad love to you!

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