Oompa Loompa

Chocolate Factory Worker

Avoiding snozzwanters and whangdoodles, pursuing cocoa beans, singing, elaborate dance routines, satin

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Oompa Loompas write their own music

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Oompa Loompas come from a small village where people live in trees, eat mashed green caterpillars, and dream of the taste of cocoa beans. Now we live and work in Wonkas Chocolate Factory and get all the cocoa beans we can eat.

Oompa Loompas like anyone with a ready supply of cocoa beans. A sense of humor is also a plus. Oompa Loompas are not at all looking for: spoiled children, gluttonous children, smart-mouthed children, far-too-competitive children, or mashed green caterpillars.