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There's a car battery hooked to my balls.
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"I don't f*ck around when it comes to f*cking around.
This moment is all there ever is."
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Schools (Other):
Purdue Univ., Princeton, Stanford
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Occupation:
F*cking comedian
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Affiliations:
Mensa, MDI, Friends of Bill W. (7-6-99)
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Hobbies and Interests:
Glad-handing politicos, huffing airplane glue, steamed haddock, leather chaps, and myrrh
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Favorite Books:
Wily Gazelle Goes to the Dentist, Laudunum for Dummies, A Teen Girl's Guide to Body Changes
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Favorite Movies:
McDonald's Intructional Video: Mastering the Fryer, A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich 2: Anal Frosty
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Favorite Music:
Japanese Carnivalesque, Lou Dobb's Moneyline, Rae Dawn Chong
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Favorite TV Shows:
Netflix. No time for cable.
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About Me:
I don't f*ck around when it comes to f*cking around.
This moment is all there ever is.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Her
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What a freakin douche.
Matt is fanfreakintastic. End of story.
if you are an LA lady, i highly suggest you ask him out soon, because he is ALWAYS swarmmed by hot chicks tryin' to get up on some of that, but he's just waiting for the right one. or something like that. he is funny, charming, the original Old Dirty Bastard.