Several smooth, young boys in the SF
Comedy scene have recently revealed
that they have recurrent fantasies of
watching Laurie and I wrestle eachother
in mud or jello. Even though she was
most efficient at straddling Judy Gold
on Tough Crowd, I still think I can
take her.
One time I saw Laurie and I wanted
to tell her she looked like she lost
weight (in a healthy way), but I was
too shy. But that's OK, because I
think Laurie kicks all existing levels
of ass.
laurie kilmartin has called me a punk.
she's called me a smartass. in an
interview, she was asked "if you were a
stripper, what would your name be?"
her answer? michelle biloon. so why do
i consider laurie to be one of my most
highly-esteemed partners in comedy
tomfoolery? because she's funny as
shit. and, if you ever get a chance to
see her, ask her to do her bush cancer
joke. it's a gem.
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Laurie is hardcore funny. Funny in
the "I'm a comedian because I have to
be" kind of way. If you don't know her,
you're missing out.
Who knew that comedy and geek
programming could mix! And this excellent
cocktail mix is served up by the classiest
and most gorgeous woman I know. Her
tongue is as sharp as her wit. She scared
the shit out of my Boss. I was a very luck
person to oversee her talents, and luckier to
become a friend.
One of the few things Laurie and I have
in common besides sideways vaginas, is
a love for the oft underappreciated
rape joke. Maybe actually getting raped
isn't funny, but Laurie's jokes about
it make it seem like it could be.
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Comedy scene have recently revealed
that they have recurrent fantasies of
watching Laurie and I wrestle eachother
in mud or jello. Even though she was
most efficient at straddling Judy Gold
on Tough Crowd, I still think I can
take her.
Thanksgiving, where as Todd Barry did
not.
mofo this side of the pecos. Wait,
what side is that? Let's just say
both. She's also dreamy-foxy.
to tell her she looked like she lost
weight (in a healthy way), but I was
too shy. But that's OK, because I
think Laurie kicks all existing levels
of ass.
she's called me a smartass. in an
interview, she was asked "if you were a
stripper, what would your name be?"
her answer? michelle biloon. so why do
i consider laurie to be one of my most
highly-esteemed partners in comedy
tomfoolery? because she's funny as
shit. and, if you ever get a chance to
see her, ask her to do her bush cancer
joke. it's a gem.
the "I'm a comedian because I have to
be" kind of way. If you don't know her,
you're missing out.
programming could mix! And this excellent
cocktail mix is served up by the classiest
and most gorgeous woman I know. Her
tongue is as sharp as her wit. She scared
the shit out of my Boss. I was a very luck
person to oversee her talents, and luckier to
become a friend.
in common besides sideways vaginas, is
a love for the oft underappreciated
rape joke. Maybe actually getting raped
isn't funny, but Laurie's jokes about
it make it seem like it could be.
insightful, no-fucking-bullshit
blondes, stay away from laurie. and
you're an idiot. she rocks way hard.