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      "accomplishments: once published in archie magazine at the age of 7 about my childhood on a houseboat, once on NBC special at..."

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      • Reyhan
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      • mara is my favorite math-alete. she's
        just my favorite in general, actually --
        if she ever moves or switches jobs, my
        life will get a whole lot lonelier.
      • MikePark
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      • Mara is a good girl....
        the goodest...
      • Leti
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      • The girl twirls a mean baton.
      • Eric
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      • Sometimes I fantasize about Mara
        slapping my face really hard. I'm not
        even into weird stuff or anything. I
        can't explain it at all...it's not a
        sexual thing, really. And I don't get
        to run into her as often as I'd like to
        any more but when I do, I'm secretly
        hoping that she'll just slap my face
        really hard like she was Bam Margera
        and I was Phil Margera. I wouldn't want
        to do or say anything mean that would
        make her want to slap me out of anger
        because I really like Mara a lot and I
        wouldn't want to upset her. But if we
        happen to bump into each other again
        somewhere and she just walks right up
        to me and slaps my face, that would
        hell of rule. Or like if we're on the
        dance floor and DJ Kitty is waxing some
        Roger Collins and Mara just sauntered
        up to me and smiled and then slapped me
        across the mouth, and then we kept
        dancing, I think I could die a happy
        man.
      • Kim
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      • I normally don't do this, but we have a
        history. No, it didn't originate from
        Plume's, the coffee shop where rejected
        goths gather. To begin with, I'd have
        to say that I love all of Mara, not
        just an extention of her i.e. her ass.
        She's devilishly divine, classy,
        fabulous, and dances better than Paula
        Abdul in "Cold Hearted Snake.". Without
        her, I would have been a self-loathing
        ass all the time, but she has this
        adorable voice. I relish the moments
        when I can mimic it. The beauty of
        those moments is that she doesn't slap
        me, when I do mimic her -infront of
        her. Hugs and PBR.
      • hannah
      • Posted
      • mars likes: asking all kinds of non-
        yes-or-no questions of the magic
        eightball, pretty pretty shoes, and
        leaving pots on the stove. that's why
        i love her.
      • Karianne
      • Posted
      • I would like to dedicate this entire
        testimonial to the wonder that is
        Mara's Ass. Mara's Ass is a peach. A
        ripe (soft, yet firm) circle of sex
        appeal. I have yet to put her on
        a "barely legal" porn site to pay for
        my extravagant lifestyle, and the
        lifestyle of my luscious non-sexual
        lesbian life partner, Rachel...but I
        will - soon. Mara's not so bad, either.
      • Jurr
      • Posted
      • Did you know she gave up her singing career...
        @ the tender Age of Nine...?
        to persue a lucrative crosswordpuzzelbuisness
        Show girls arejust born to Win.
      • Reyhan
      • Posted
      • mara's fucked up teeth are much cuter
        than mine but i don't mind -- people
        with fucked up teeth have to stick by
        other people with fucked up teeth.
        welcome to the mission, kid.
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