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      "My passion and zest for life is almost perfectly cancelled out by my neurosis"

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      • Styles
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      • "Gary? I liked his pre witness
        relocation program name, Malick
        Hammershed, staggers off the tongue
        kicking and screaming. Malick and I
        meet ironically enough at my trial he
        was juror number 4 ? and I was FRAMED
        DAMNIT !!!! Malick sorry "Gary
        (whatever) was the only juror that
        would take an out of state check payoff
        that set me free!!!
        He changed my life and I thank him for
        that. I'm doing so good I made night
        manager at Dennys making some bank!!!
        Thanks Again Mal...sorry.. "Gary
      • Kevin
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      • Gary is "numero uno" in my book... By the way
        my book is titled "25 A-holes." Wait, it's not
        what you think, I just wrote a book that lists
        A-holes and Gary is the biggest one. Also, by
        A-holes I mean "Awesome People... uh,
        Holes."
      • Elizabeth
      • Posted
      • Gary Lucy has it all -- smarts, hilarity,
        domestic bliss! I smell a SERIES!
        One day Gary WILL have his own TV
        show and it will be called "I LOVE
        (Gary) LUCY." The world will finally
        get to see (Gary) Lucy in a funny
        looking shower cap stomping
        grapes with his best friend, Ethyl. I,
        for one, cannot wait. Can YOU wait,
        America?
      • Tim
      • Posted
      • Gary is a sick mo-fo. I should know: He
        makes sweet, sweet love to my sister. Only
        me and my father should be allowed to do
        that.
      • Sharon
      • Posted
      • gary is my own personal nick harcourt,
        introducing me to the cool music i
        should be listening to. morning
        becomes gary!!!
      • Full Charge
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      • I've seen Gary naked.
      • Posted
      • What's with everyone droning on about
        how nice Gary is? He was a jerk that
        time I met him.
      • Posted
      • Gary Lucy is the gentlest soul on the
        planet. If I had to suggest a theme
        song for him, it would be Michael
        Jackson's "Ben." But like MJ, Gary
        has a dark side. (I mean MJ before
        the skin-bleaching.) And not much is
        funnier than Dark Gary. My pal Joe
        and I used to imitate Dark Gary
        getting onstage and doing evil puns
        (one of the bits ended with, "Fangs
        for the Mammaries"). I enjoy your
        yin-yang, Mr. Lucy.
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