All Hail Alex, the Queen of Humor... I
never actually despised you. I mean,
how could I hate the genius who shares
my HomeStarRunner joy with me, and is
the mother of my child? However, I'm
still angry that Vanderzwaag
transfered back to the Stoga area
before you did... blows me away.
Loooveee youu!
I love Alex, because:
1. she never ceases to amaze me...and i
have NEVER said that before...ever.
(dont i miss those BC'S)
2. she loves john mayer
3. she thinks im an alcoholic
4. she thinks im ghetto
5. fred and wilma think she's yabba
dabba doo.
6. logan, logan, logan.
7. she STOLE my hometown(s)
Her name is Alex.
Aside from her knowledge of Plato and
Plutarch, and the gifts of immortality
she so freely bestows upon us mere
mortals, her blessings of sheer hotness
and incredible good taste in men with
black and white anime-style comic book
characters for their pictures clearly
set her apart from the general riff-
raff.
Look at her picture! Look at it!
Do you get it now? Cuz I do...
Also, her affinity for Teen Girl Squad
makes me happy deep, deep down inside.
No, just kidding, she's awesome.
never actually despised you. I mean,
how could I hate the genius who shares
my HomeStarRunner joy with me, and is
the mother of my child? However, I'm
still angry that Vanderzwaag
transfered back to the Stoga area
before you did... blows me away.
Loooveee youu!
1. she never ceases to amaze me...and i
have NEVER said that before...ever.
(dont i miss those BC'S)
2. she loves john mayer
3. she thinks im an alcoholic
4. she thinks im ghetto
5. fred and wilma think she's yabba
dabba doo.
6. logan, logan, logan.
7. she STOLE my hometown(s)
Aside from her knowledge of Plato and
Plutarch, and the gifts of immortality
she so freely bestows upon us mere
mortals, her blessings of sheer hotness
and incredible good taste in men with
black and white anime-style comic book
characters for their pictures clearly
set her apart from the general riff-
raff.
Look at her picture! Look at it!
Do you get it now? Cuz I do...
Also, her affinity for Teen Girl Squad
makes me happy deep, deep down inside.
God bless you Alex. God bless you,
every one.
never die.