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"I am a character actor in a large variety of very bad low
budget films. I specialize in playing perverts, weirdos,..."
More about John
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Occupation:
World's Best Goat Sodomizer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Movies, Film, Horror, Monsters, Gore, Porn, general tomfoolery
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Favorite Books:
Confederacy of Dunces, The Stand, Hyperion Series, Slaughterhouse 5, Dune, The Bighead, The Great and Secret Show
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Favorite Movies:
Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Star Wars, Dawn of the Dead, Pee-Wee's Big Adventure, Meet the Feebles, Troll, Evil Dead, Babe, Re-Animator, anything Lynch, Waters, Coens, Troma, Full Moon, etc., etc. etc. Extremely low budget filmmaking, micro-cinema
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Favorite Music:
GWAR, Mr. Bungle, Primus, George Clinton, Weird Al Yankovic, and Filthy Sea Chanty's so vile even Red Beard himself would be embarrased to sing them to a toothless whore.
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Sopranos, Oz, Babylon 5, Dr. Who, Mr. Show, Twin Peaks, South Park
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About Me:
I am a character actor in a large variety of very bad low
budget films. I specialize in playing perverts, weirdos,
nerds, dorks, etc. Also, a grip, videographer and last but
not least production assistant. I am an avid collector or
rare and obscure films. I am way into movies. I am pretty
weird, but a very nice guy, so be my mother fucking
FRIENDSTER!!!!
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Who I Want to Meet:
Anybody and everybody! I don't care! Bring it on!!!
Wooooo-eeeeee, it's time to Internet cuddle!
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you a card on Easter.....WAHHHHHH!
Hat.
Hat.
Hat.
account with 400+ emails?
oh john, who else in the whole world had as
much time on his hands as you did back then?
what's all these shelli references, i'm now
living with a guy who kissed her-yuk yuk yuk!
remember when she pissed on dawson's bed?
those were the days
tampon. You think you could train
your cocksuckers to kill for you?
with dirty, dirty porno. That man is John.
Yeeeeeah! YEEEEAH!
charcter secretly loves Mark Goles. I
hear him all the time. I wish i was
more like mark goles, what would mark
goles do, I wonder if its to late to
call mark goles, I am jerking off now
is it wrong to think of mark goles,
maybe if i push myself in the face and
dip my head in a barrow full of ugly
and stupid you think i could look like
mark goles, etc. John trys to hide
these feelings. But this reporter
believes john deep down wants mark
goles to be his best friend. And we all
should, because if an angel that came
from heaven had a name, it would be
mark goles. Thank you. Vote for me.
woooo!!!!
Stensi Wegman while everyone else was
breaking down the mambo-combo
stands? You said she couldn't get her
legs behind her head, but I proved you
wrong. It's time that I confess: I already
knew she was a cosmetic robot before I
took that bet.