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      • Tara
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      • Alyson can hypnotize chickens. I've seen her do it. Look, she even has a picture of it. Chickens do not just lie down and take that treatment from just anyone. Look at the *control* she has over that ex-dinosaur. "Who's the T-Rex now, huh, Chicken? Where's your raptor heritage now, huh, Dinner?" She's like a lion tamer in that chicken coop. Are you not in awe in the face of such talent?? A moment of silence please.
      • Tara
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      • Alyson is my little sister. She is totally
        hot, which makes me jealous as
        hell, but still, if you mess with her, I will
        find you, remove your skin with a special
        pointy instrument, and make you wear a
        polyester shirt and wet wool pants on
        your flayed and bleeding flesh while I
        laugh and release the wolverines into
        your cage. I will do it. Don't make me
        come over there.
      • Tara
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      • Alyson is my little sister. She is totally
        fucking hot, which makes me jealous as
        hell, but still, if you mess with her, I will
        find you, remove your skin with a special
        pointy instrument, and make you wear a
        polyester shirt and well wool pants on
        your flayed and bleeding flesh while I
        laugh and release the wolverines into
        your cage. I will do it. Don't make me
        come over there.
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