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      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • Jennifer is so hip that I think she
        invented the wearing pjs as regular clothes.
      • Shaida
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      • I had the pleasure of hanging with jen
        one on one back in September and I'm
        so happy to have gotten to know her
        better. For those who don't know, she
        makes an excellent pimp. I love this
        chick.
      • Christian
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      • Jennifer sips brocolli tea and only
        wears the finest of spandex (neon
        yellow being her preferred color). I
        quite fancy her really.
      • Stephanie
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      • According to popular legend,
        Jennifer's dad once went on an
        expedition in search of Noah's ark. I
        could instantly relate, seeing as how
        my folks were the sort to put old fire
        engines in the backyard, from which
        our dogs could get onto the roof and
        startle our neighbors. She once told
        me, though, as we were alphabetizing
        her massive (even by my audiophile
        standards) music collection, that
        despite all this I seem remarkably
        well-adjusted. It was perhaps the
        highest accolade I could have ever
        hoped to receive. In turn, J. Maas is
        one of the most interesting, genuine,
        and multi-faceted people I have ever
        known and, given her advanced insights
        (she had Clinic waaaay before Internal
        Wrangler went domestic), if I ever
        start a "Stuff We Like" site, she
        would be my taste curator.
      • Xander
      • Posted
      • The first time I met Jennifer was in
        Jester cafeteria, and she was playing
        with mashed potatoes. A lot of them.
        With her hands. I wish that all first
        impressions could be that great.
      • Vanessa
      • Posted
      • Jennifer is a super cool and talented
        chick who somehow manages to be
        involved in about 5 million different
        projects at once. I'm not sure she
        ever sleeps. She's also been kind
        enough to adopt me into her group of
        friends, which is awesome, even if they
        do seem suspiciously like a cult.
      • Jennifer
      • Posted
      • Uh...yeah. *steps up to the mic* I
        have known Jen since BAY ELEMENTARY!!
        She has always been "unique." ;) I
        still remember goin' to the nursery
        back in Seabrook and then headin' back
        to the old Maas pad for a good ol'
        Snoopy Sno-Cone! Good times, Jen! It's
        cool to have connected again through
        this thingiemabober. It's hard to tell
        I used to be smart from this
        testimonial, but, what can I say...I
        did inhale. HAHAHA!! ;)
      • Adam
      • Posted
      • I'm still waiting to get my coat back.
        But otherwise, Jen's cool. Don't be
        fooled by her effervescent attitude and
        abstruse demeanor. She's a sharp one
        and has the ability to prove it.
      • Jayna
      • Posted
      • I ran across Jennifer a long time ago
        and have as souvenirs a) a great
        peacoat and many black and white
        pictures of her b) adoring a lifesize
        chewbacka c) screwing a sockmonkey and
        d) tossing stuff in the air. She had a
        whole wall covered in snapple labels
        and got everyone to call the 1-800-ok-
        cola number. Rabblerouser...
      • Peter
      • Posted
      • Well, it seems everything that could
        possibly be said about Jennifer has
        already been said. If I said she was
        smart, funny, etc,etc, what more could
        you gain since this is already been
        posted by alot of other people. I
        cannot present new information
        Unless.......I talk about stuff
        Jennifer will do in the future:
        J.E.N.N.I.F.E.R. in the year 2500 A.D.
        She had already assumed control of what
        used to be the continental US.A
        benevolent dictator. Her only weakness
        is subzero temperatures. That is
        information you can use.

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