Tom

Holy Angels School, Attended Present - 1949, Class of 1949

The School of Hard Knocks.

Cumberland County College, Attended 1977 - 1981, Class of 1996, Postdoctoral, law skewel
Bergen Community College, Attended 1955 - 1960, Class of 1960, Associate's Degree, private investigator
Passaic County Community College, Attended 1935 - 1940, Class of 1989, Associate's Degree, Your Mom

Friendster guru, NO.1 actor in the universe.

I am trying this new fad called "jogging" - apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Sponge painting, sounding out big words, coloring, coin collecting, staring, knitting, sewing potholders to sell to neighbors, Texa$, anything having to do with OTB, Fact or Fiction, Decopauge, mixers, the unemployment office, liquor stores, Your mom, engaging in risky business, you get the picture...

anything by L. Ron Hubbard or Madonna

Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood; Robinhood; Napoleon Dynamite; The Firm; A Few Good Men

BO BICE, Seal, Hung for the Holidays, Last Samurai: The Soundtrack, Jerry Maguire: The Soundtrack, Cocktail: The Soundtrack, A few Good Men: The Soundtrack; Springstein; Bon JOvi

Cosby Show (because of you Theo); My 3 Sons, Mr. Ed, Nanny 911; Super Nanny; Wife Swap; Kept; Celebrity Fit Club; Made: I want to be a Beauty Queen; Surreal Life; Blow Out; America's Next Top Model

Aquarius

I am the type of neighbor that would make Fred Rogers weep.

I'm also a law-school grad who uncovered a sinister secret about a Tennessee firm that made him an offer he couldn't refuse. wtf. A Navy lawyer who tried to prove two Marines (wtf) accused of beating a comrade to death were following their commander's orders. A greedy hustler (wtf) who bonded with an autistic savant who inherited most of their father's estate. A maverick Navy pilot who was forced to grow up during the course of a specialized training program in California. A hotshot rookie stock-car driver who set his sights on the professional NASCAR circuit and the prestigious Daytona 500. A contract killer who hijacks cabs and forces the drivers to transport him to his assigned jobs in Los Angeles. A cocky young man who is looking for quick success and has teamed with a veteran bartender to take the Manhattan bar scene by storm. An ambitious high-school football player who dreamed of a college scholarship in order to make a better life for himself. A U.S. intelligence agent who searched for the elusive criminal who sabotaged his team's undercover operation in Prague. A Westerner caught in the middle of a battle between Japan's emperor and the samurai. An ousted sports agent who attempted to rebuild his career with the help of an egotistical athlete.


Basic Rules For Driving In New Jersey:

A right lane construction closure is just a game to see how many people can cut in line by passing you on the right as you sit in the left lane waiting for the same AHOLE to squeeze their way back in before hitting the construction barrels.
Turn signals are just clues as to your next move in road battle so never use them.
Under no circumstances should you leave a safe distance between you and the car in front of you no matter how fast you're going.

Earl Managoat, Su Madre, Lee Jones, Old Prospectors, Whopner, your mom, Burt Reynolds, Geraldo, and anyone who wants to be me.