Baron Samadhi

Miss Cleo's Voodoo Academy, Hogawarts, The Towers of High Magic

False Prophet

The Order of the Golden Dawn, The Knights of Kali

Watching the tragic/comic lives of men and civilizations from the shadows, eyes like clocks, counting out the days that remain. The Baron also enjoys watching television in this manner. The Baron also very much enjoys writing/speaking in the third person. Passive tense is also under-rated, in the Baron's opinion.

The Greater and Lesser Keys of the Goetia of King Solomon, the Enochian writings of John Dee, the tracts of Paracelsus, the Necronomicon, The Teen Witch's Book of Super-Sexy Spell and Incantations, Nostradamus, The Classic of Change, The Book of Rites, the Bhagavad-Gita, and anything John Grisham - the Baron loves trashy page-turners!

The Baron enjoys Donnie Darko, as he, too, was once trapped in a pocket dimension.

The deafening hoofbeats of humanity, steadily marching toward annihilation.

The Baron is displeased that Friendster is incapable of displaying his true age. The Baron has lived for hundreds of years, and does not like having his existence confined to this pitiful century.

The Baron would enjoy meeting the many he has known who have since died in his arms. The Baron misses them. The Baron would also like to meet the "Red Baron," as his pizza is delicious, and perhaps he could have a little "Baron talk" with him. The Baron misses staying up all night, eating popcorn, giggling and having "Baron talk." Sigh.